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Anon destroys a tiktocker. | /r/Greentext
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![File: 3AB7FDBE-DCBE-47A9-87B0-8B32D93D76D3.jpg (41 KB, 594x396) O Itvl Anto Chigurh taught me how to work in retail Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)05:55:09 No.146315460 [Reply] This is my first greentext so my bad if i f--- up but here i go >be me >six months with no job and stuck in the house because of pandemic >finally get hired at retail store >first retail job >because of isolation i've become socially inept and get easily nervous >i even have a f------ stutter and i talk at a low volume. >lack of physical activity and masks dont help >terrible first week. nervous wreck and all over the place. >first day off >decide to rewatch no country for old men > get to the gas station scene > the first time i find it admirable how anton dominates the conversation even though he's obviously crazy >Go to work next day >Get first difficult customer >After a little back and forth i remembered anton >what would Anton do? > i lock eyes and raise my voice > even mimic how he talks > let the customer complain on and ramble > when its my turn to speak i just say something about company policy and repeat the same thing >i kept a straight face the entire time and didnt break eye contact >eventually the customer started to get tired and left >for the rest of the day i just think what would anton do. >decide to do this for the rest of the week and even call someone "Friend-o" at least once >also decided to join a gym and get a posture corrector >just want to be like anton >been two months now and i look better and stand straight >More confident because of anton >lm naturally able to act like anton >i even started drinking milk >most coworkers think im weird but theres one weird chick that seems into me >all because of anton >thank you anton](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/017/260/f58.jpg "Save yourself | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)12:31:38 No.792530606 [Reply] »792531307 >Be me >20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf. >My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf. >We're absolute besties. >Fixing up a classic van together >One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up. >Says it's about my gf. >Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome. >He did it and he's super sorry. >YouSonOfABitch.jpg >Decide to confront my gf >She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness. >ldea.gif >I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video l'll take her back. >It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again. >We film it in Chad's van. >She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position. >Dog licks her and she twitches. >He mounts her and out comes the lipstick. >She gasps as it goes in >I taunt her as he f---- her. >"Like, Who's d--- is bigger, Chad or the dog?" > "Moan" "The dog" "snort" >"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?" >"Gasp" "The dog "Glasses fall off her face" >The dog starts pumping c-- into her c--- as she whimpers. >They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot. >l tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy." >"Catching breath" o-okay "Dog pulls out & c-- pours out of her p---- into the van's carpeting." >Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip. >We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed. >l bring the dog out of pure intimidation. >She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened. >Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was. >Chad suggests we do it every weekend. Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/017/120/2aa.jpg "anon does blackmail | /r/Greentext")
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