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Anonymous 12/05/15(Sat)23:25:38 No.28103985 >>28104247 >>28104335 >>28105658 >28105734 >>28106936 >>28110951 -KKII YAAAAAAAA! >live next to river >KKII >geese swarm our yard every year >neighbor is korean >likes to practice martial arts in his back yard >go outside one morning and look off our back deck >korean is in dramatic martial arts pose with a staff >4 geese are hissing menacingly >KKIIIIYYYAAAAAĂAAAAAA! >Korean guy charges >geese charge >today the spirits of his warrior anscestors have posessed him, a flurry of blows follow >one goose dead, one with its wing hanging like its broken and the rest run away while broken winged one flops around honking >korean guy makes asian fighting noises while he twirls his staff over his head >the east will show no mercy today > asian fighting noises red as it is possible >he turns as >he smashes its head >he is breathing heavily and grinning like an idiot >I start clapping >he turns as red as it is possible for an asian to blush >hurriedly grabs two dead geese and sprints into his house >funniest s--- l've ever seen. for an asian to blush 404 - the east will show no mercy today Lamn 2 00000

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