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File: 7EBAE564-4293-489B-836A-7(...).jpg (10 KB, 217x232) O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)11:37:08 No.848263576 [Reply] D>848264074 >be me >class clown >everyone thinks I'm funny >four years of making classmates laugh >be jokester and witty with friends and their parents >fast forward to senior year >it's graduation day bitches >think of epic prank >nervous as f--- >name gets called >start walking to get my diploma >say whoops rear loud and start pulling breadsticks from my pockets and dropping them everywhere >literally hundreds of breadsticks >waiting for lol oh classic anon >it never comes >everyone is mad as f--- >dead silence in the auditorium MFW I still work at Olive Garden and whole town hates me.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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