File: 5b6f0 1a6-a012-46f9-8a15-1(..).jpg (509 KB, 919x919) O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:16 No.21 ITT: Times you acted like Eren Jaeger >See a dog being taken on walk >Kick it and berate it for not being free as I am | Showing all replies. O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:03 No >>217223905 (OP) Based Erenchad. Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:40 No i r---- a lesbian girl

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:50:41 No.62534898 Please be patient I have autism >be me >just got my first serious job >been a McDonald's employee for years before that >someone calls our office, I pick up the phone 42 KB JPG >autism.exe >"thanks for choosing McDonald's, how may I help you today?" >confused silence on the other end of the line >confused silence in my office, everyone who heard it is staring at me I can never return to this job : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:54:46 No.62534922 It's all fine, fren. Just say that you were a little confused that day, overworked and that's why it happened. 61 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)16:03:24 No.62535001 >>62534898 (OP) # Dude, just play it off as a funny one off incident. Laugh it off and tell the caller and everyone in the office that you've spent years working at Mcdonalds and old habits die hard.

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Anon chokes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:06:20 No.848506631 name 3 things that arent Jackie Chan ill start > feet > spider > Jackie Chan 6 KB JPG F--- View Thread

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Anon will forget | /r/Greentext

File: mfw.jpg (9 KB, 360x287) Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)12:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw

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Anon has a psychotic episode | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.622798957 17 minutes ago I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me. 6 replies

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: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)02:43:04 No.535226782 1606304985763.gif 331 KB GIF >download video game for free >default search engine changes

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Shrimps save anon's life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Shrimp saved my life 09/12/18(Wed)18:48:30 No.2813016 >be depressed, suicidal xanax- addicted incel >one day I go to my /aq/f-- uncle's house for some s--- >he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before >he offers to get me some 53 KB JPG >throw them in a barely cycled tank with some s----- rock >several shrimp die >realize that I killed them with my apathy >realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life >do research, learn about water parameters and so on >eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths >notice a female shrimp carrying eggs >haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade >the eggs disappear and I once again thinkI f----- up >a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp >l suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ >by this point I live and breathe shrimp >all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos >l spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products >quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending >start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp >grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out >relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself >l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp >for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake >it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs >cry like a little bitch when I see it >mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me >college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp >s--- they're gonna think I'm autistic >they actually think my shrimp are really cool >they start inviting me to their social events >start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart >l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.

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Anon is living the dream. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)19:06:35 No.848481848 LIVING THE DREAM PM 6PM. S PM QAMA 4A.M. FAP FAP KAM 4212425.png 807 KB PNG Post your daily routine. >wake up >j------- to sissy p--- in bed >get out of bed >make myself some coffee >get on the pc and play vidya and watch series >browse the chan >j------- to Sissy P--- >get drunk over the afternoon >go on a walk taking sips out of my flask >start shitposting again >j------- to sissy p--- again >go to bed and hug myself to sleep

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: Anonymous Isoy/ 02/28/21(Sun)01:49:05 No.62527812 imagine. this is your life. >you think trump was the root of all problems in the world >you think george bush and obama are decent people 24 KB JPG >you just had a top comment in r/politics >your reddit karma is skyrocketing >you watch reruns of the big bang theory til you fall asleep >your wife is obsessed with disney and feminism, and wants nothing to do with cleaning your condo >you ask your wife how she would feel about having sex with other men while you watch >you go to the barcade with your other millennial frens and drink IPAS >you are about to get a vasectomy so that you could focus full time on video games and your furbabies >you apologize to POC for being white, they look at you strangely but you know it's for the greater good >you haven't been to the gym since early college and eat processed foods and drink onions >you blocked your family on facebook and called them KKK members after they made a joke about you not supporting trump >life has never been better. Post greentexts about similar people. This isn't one specific person, but an amalgamation of ones ik irl. F------ California i stg

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Anon encounters racial diversity | /r/Greentext

What is the most interesting monster/paranormal thing in North America? Pepe Busters 43 KB JPG 20 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)03:08:22 No.27787287 >>27786028 (OP) # n------ obviously

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Anon sperged out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)21:50:41 No.62534898 Pleose be >be me patient I have >just got my first serious job >been a McDonald's employee for years before that >someone calls our office, I pick up the phone >autism.exe 42 KB JPG >"thanks for choosing McDonald's, how may I help you today?" >confused silence on the other end of the line >confused silence in my office, everyone who heard it is staring at me I can never return to this job

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Anon comes to a realization | /r/Greentext

>the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Better to be alone than in bad company | /r/Greentext

File: fb_frog_says_why.jpg (101 KB, 1024x904) Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:35:43 No.62533131 >>62533144 >>62533175 >>62533217 >>62533262 >>62533362 >>62533396 >>62533428 >>62533549 >>62533615 >chick says she's lonely >offer to have sex with her for free >she says no any robots relate? Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:41:41 No.62533168 >>62533177 >Girl says she really wants some tea >Offer her a slice of pizza >She says no >> W--

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