Notes:

As if those poor bastards in the Congo didn't have enough to deal with already, they also now have to deal with horse-sized spiders.

Because f--- the Congolese.

The J’ba Fofi are described as spiders with a leg span ranging from 2ft-5ft (0.6m-1.54m) across that spin large webs in the dark depths of the Congolese jungle.

Like more reasonable sized spiders, they lie in wait by their webs and pounce as soon as they feel anything disturb it. Some accounts also state that the J'ba FoFi will chase prey into these webs to make it easier to catch them.

They prey of the J'ba FoFi is anything the same size or smaller than it. So this includes things like forest antelopes, birds and you.