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File: terrorism.png (713 KB, 1200x960) O Terrorist Games Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:26:37 No.78046979 >>78048525 >>78049753 >>78049967 >>78052889 Have you ever run any terrorist games, or games where the players end up as terrorists of whatever stripe? How did (or didn't) it work out, how did you get to that point, and what was the general idea (if any)? >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:27:46 No.78046988 >>78047111 >>78047169 I did. It was actually very funny, because they not only specifically denied being terrorists to evade some heat, but the actual terrorism was both unplanned and completely unproductive. >Scifi/cyberpunk game, party landing on corporate controlled Mars to turn over a rescued hostage to a client's handler >One of the PCs is pretty famous as a poster boy for one of Mars' big enemies, gets his cover blown and has to sweet talk his way out of getting black bagged. Promises "We're not terrorists, we're just here for normal business" >Drop the mark off, but then start noticing weird b------- happening. >Memetic viruses are a thing, so they realize they might have just handed over a compromised target with no warning >Comm encryption to the client is expired, no method to actually warn them discretely. >So they just roll up to corporate headquarters and ask to speak to a manager >Obviously get told to f--- off, aggressively, but one player says he has a plan. >Party sneaks back in, hops on the lift up to the executive suites. >Realize they're still armed to the teeth, and the suits on the elevator have been pounding the emergency call button as nonchalantly as they could manage >Elevator shoots past all the selected floors and comms chatter says security is mobilizing >Everyone asks the mastermind player what his plan was. >"honestly I didn't think we'd make it this far" >Doors open up, security waiting in cleared out cubicle farm >They open fire. >Cue office shootout >Party radios for the two PCs who weren't on the away team. >One's busy "filling out paperwork" because he's too autistic to understand that he can't just take his military grade nuclear hardsuit into an urban center >The other guy is available, and hops on his gravbike (with cluster bomb launcher) to play cavalry >He provides "cover fire" while the rest of the group make it to (what used to be) the windows and jump on his bike >Cue chase to the spaceport >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:30:05 No.78047005 File: 654Y1UM,jpg (426 KB, 2000x1500) >>78047066 >>78047111 >>78049735 I mean, yeah, actually. Kinda. SHADOWRUN It didn't start that way. We didn't mean to be terrorists. Well, one of us were a terrorist expat from the beginning, but we didn't *set out* to become terrorists. It just sorta happened. I'm currently in a Shadowrun game that seems to have turned from "Running the shadows" to "You know what? Just terrorism". I'm not sure how it got started. I think the first act of abject terrorism was when our decker fooled GOD (Grid Overwatch Division, of the Corporate Court Matrix Authority, the people responsible for hunting Al's and generally blasting large deckers/hackers) into dropping something amounting to a MOAB on a police precinct. Or maybe it was during the same run prior, when we tricked Lone Star rent-a-cops into shooting eachother after spoofing a nuclear meltdown at a nearby nuclear power plant. We've become known for runs that end up leaving few to no survivors, or just end up in massive cluster-f---- that we somehow manage to get out of by the skin of our teeth and massive body counts, despite us often trying to avoid them. One run saw us beat the s--- out of some kind of performer on stage on live television and then we managed to get out of it in the ensuing panic. It all recently culminated in us being tricked into taking a job for Nutrivat, an Aztechnology subsidiary in San Juan. Turns out the entire job was just an attempt to ambush us with VTOLS and paramilitary squads. We ended up pulling out, but I juiced up on 4 different drugs and killed the man responsible, filling an underground car park with imaginary demons and overdosing him on Long Haul, which is basically a super-caffeine to keep people awake, until he f------ died. Then after I spent 3 days crashing in a dumpster sipping garbage-juice, my crew shows up with 36 kilograms of high explosives, we f----- the entire grid in San Juan (flooding, the street lights, etc.,), killed 5 executives by dropping them from on high, and then blew up their entire highrise. >> O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)03:39:20 No.78047066 File: PYvtPUF.png (2.97 MB, 1475x1475) >>78047111 >>78047144 SHADTMGU >>78047005 >One run saw us beat the s--- out of some kind of performer on stage on live television and then we managed to get out of it in the ensuing panic. Just to be clear, by the way, this wasn't lolrandom. The run actually involved just beating the s--- out of him on live TV. That was part of the mission-parameters. The tear gas and the ensuing panic and the people killed in the stampede wasn't. During that San Juan run, I actually had a small write-up of some of our deeds as part of an impromptu 'speech" my character delivered to the guy that tricked us into coming to San Juan: >We're the Miami Six. We've leveled two rent-a-cop precincts, an administrative city block, threatened a city with nuclear meltdown, made Lone Star shoot their own, driven Knight Errant out of Miami, sunk four ships at sea, flooded the streets of Puerto Rico in s---, set fire no less than two conference centers and a public stadium, skydived from the Horizon High-rise, and beaten a cherished national celebrity on live television. >We've come to wreck everything, and ruin your life. >God sent us. Cue an o--- of blood and piss as my character immediately pushed out two maxed and edged Agony-like spells in a single round and makes everyone s--- their pants in fear, while also starting to vomit blood on himself for how much it taxes him. It was not a great day.

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