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Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)07:21:38 No.850292297 >Be me, virginfag 2013 >Sister invites me to play drunk monopoly with her new friend at her house >chubby 5/10 with nice eyes >we both smoke, two of us go outside for c-------- >drunk me flirts with her cause I was horny >she reciprocates >later on stay night on sister's sofa with her friend who also stayed the night >sexy time.jpg >wake up sober realise I harpooned a whale >next few days she keeps messaging me to do stuff with her >blow her off saying it was a one night stand and that I don't want to go out with her >She's hurt but understands, we remain friends but lose contact >present day >Looking up past flings/ex's on facebook cause im bored >See her >Slim 9/10 who's lost so much weight and is now really good looking I probably would've done something to f--- it up anyway but damm it I sure as hell lament on blowing her off

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File: Civilization_VII_cover.png (183 KB, 281x354) SID MEIER'S CIVILIZATION VII ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:41:40 No.702353105 >>702353489 >>702353862 >They cut the modern age from the game to sell it as later DLC Just that is enough to make it obvious how much of a cashgrab this game is. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:00:52 No.702353790 >>702352210 archipelago clearly is glitched no quick movement or quick combat >>702354315 putting the game on marathon only increases the numbers required but not the number of turns before the game ends they didn't even play their own dogshit game. >> Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:15:44 No.702354315 >>702353790 >they didn't even play their own dogshit game. This is true of all game development in the last 5 years. Its why every new game is s--- now. They dont play their own game. They didnt even play the earlier games in the series. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:18:29 No.702354404 ☐ no civ 7 threads? Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)15:52:29 No.702341257 >>702341762 >>702341996 >>702342279 >>702342581 >>702342704 >>702343345 >>702343773 >>702343879 >>702350679 >>702350703 >>702351659 >>702351802 >>702351871 >>702352376 >>702353024 >>702353582 >>702353723 >>702354330 >>702354349 >>702354358 >>702354910 >>702355167 >>702355363 >>702355673 >>702355802 >> this is a 2025 tortannic and nobody is talking about this disaster? too busy making up b------- about kcd2 to care here, huh /v/? >denuvoshit No buy No play No shill No care Plap plap plap get bankrupt Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)16:37:43 No.702343972 ►>>702347102 >>702351719 >>702352701 >>702353618 >>702353620 File: 4x.jpg (510 KB, 2404x758) REAL 4X HOURS WOKE SLOP CIVILIZATION Create, discover, and download new player-created maps, scenarios, Interfaces, and more RELEASE DAT ENDLESS SPACE 2 ENDLESS Space 2 is a Strategic Space Opera featuring the compelling "Just one more tum gameplay, set in the mysterious ENDLESS™ Universe. As the leader of your civilization, will you impose your vision and build the greatest stellar empire? Tum Based Strategy Strategy Tum Based 4X+ RELEASE DATE 18 May, 2017 THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT MILLENNIA ARA HUMANKIND old world Old World is a revolutionary new historical strategy game where you lead your dynasty over generations of rule against rival kings and queens. Wage massive wars, manage your court, and build a dynasty-or watch your empire crumble to dust. What legacy will Create your own nation in Millennia, a historical turn based 4X game that challenges your strategic prowess across 10.000 years of history, from the dawn of humanity to our possible futures Very Positive Build a nation and lead your people throughout history to the pinnacles of human achievement as vou explore new lands, develop arts and culture conduct diplomacy, and go head-to-head with your rivals to prove you are the greatest ruler ever known It's Your World Now 24 Sep, 2024 Quide Games Popular user-defined tags for this product Rewrite history by shaping a civilization as unique as you are. Combine 60 cultures from the Ancient Erato the Modem Age to lead your empire to victory. Build thriving cities, outsmart rivals in epic battles, spread your influence and leave your mark on HUMANKIND Popular user-defined tags for this product Paradox Interac Strategy 4X Grand Strategy Alternate History+ >buy expensive incomplete product now >or wait a year and buy a complete product on sale ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)17:52:05 No. 702348204 ► >we want the Humankind audience Yay, we're no longer building a civilization, because we f------ toss those in the trash for laughs now, might as well rename it HistoryCeleb. ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:19:25 No.702352210 ►>>702352541 >>702352925 >>702353790 >>702355338 File: 1707616523008219.png (588 KB, 2428x292) << Archipelago Fractal Terra Incognito ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)19:27:53 No. 702352541 >>702352210 yikes what the f--- am i looking at? is this actual map gen? Continents Plus Continents ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:35:31 No.702355030 File: 1707524194766163.png (1.1 MB, 1920x1080) PROGRESS CHALLENGES CUSTOMIZE NAPOLEON, REVOLUTIONARY 10 Marbozir Marbozir#74008 Founder of Civilization LEVEL 1 0 / 100 XP Militaristic Attribute Node +5 Combat Strength for all Units against Districts. Modern Cultural Legacy Card As Napoleon, access a new Modern Legacy Card: +15% Culture, -10% Science Modern Militaristic Legacy Card As Napoleon, access a new Modern Legacy Card: +3 Combat Strength towards Air Units, -10% Influence Legion d'honneur Grand Eagle and Cross With such baubles, men are led. Units in a Command Radius heal +10 HP after defeating an enemy Unit. Napoleon Revolutionary Badge 2 A customizable Badge. Man of Destiny THANK YOU from the teams at Firaxis and 2K! We can't wait to see your journeys through history! X >Have to grind to actually unlock leader bonuses What were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)20:39:46 No.702355179 >>702355394 >Devs changed the rules to allow non-historical leaders to be Civs >Removed Gandhi, one of the few reoccurring non-leader playable characters and arguably most iconic because of the nuke memes >New Age system looks awful as does everything else copied from other games in the genre >$70 + DLC + launched in a broke state +all the other b------- of modern gaming >Harriet Tubman Just so tired of this crap
Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)19:51:52 No.703784672 332 ERKB gravity_rush_overture.1482780233.jpg 188 KB JPG >10/10 character design stuck in a dead game series It's not fair bros.
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