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>be me >find trap p--- because of this dumb site >download a gay hookup app to find one and get the urge off me >match with a short femme nerd >doesn't crossdress but girly as all hell 21 KB JPG >closeenough.jpeg >hookup two separate times >starts coming over for tv and games sometimes without sex >randomly brings food over from his s----- wageslave gig >asks to be my roommate so he can finally move out of his parents' house >we've become great buds and regularly have sex >mfw i'm in a loving gay relationship

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)13:05:37 No.850050574 >recruited priests and monks to be combat medics (sanitater) in ww2 >didn't recruit rabbis I don't want to cross conspiracy theory territory, but was it possible that Hitler was an anti-semite?

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Anon tries to be social | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:25:38 No.62990986 >NEET loser >need to get over my hesitation and fear of talking to women if i want to make it in life >go on /soc/ >add girls on there and ask them if we can voice chat so i can practice 510 KB PNG normal social interaction since i don't ever do it >most of them call me a creep/weirdo/sus for asking such a thing >the rest block me after i ask or ignore me this did not go as planned 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous yellow pill win 04/01/21(Thu)01:56:52 No.62999771 >be me >order chinese food >qt 3.14 works there dark brown hair b------- petite build great ass >go to pick up food >she rings up my order and hands it to me 17 KB JPG >wishlcouldfuckyourbrainsout.mov >say thank you and leave >get home and start eating food >notice long ass dark brown hair in food >eat the hair anyways >basically had a girl inside me >later virgins

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Anon doesn’t care about your feelings | /r/Greentext

03/31/21(Wed)12:48:20 No.62997710 >lets say hypothetically, I downloaded the application known as "Grindr" and found a suitable male partner to 'top' me >lets also assume, for the sake of argument, that the 64 KB JPG experience was a success and I became his obedient 'boi p----' >how would that then help my current situation of not being able to find a female reproductive partner ? >the truth is, it wont. nor will it aid any other heterosexual ambitions I might have. >facts dont care about your feelings f----- View Thread

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Anon peeks into the mind of an anti vaxxer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:31:16 No.850964849 >>850966780 >>850970523 >>850964624 # >Be me >Want to be scientist >Study >Become one >Realise everything the public was told about vaccines by the hundreds of thousands of scientists was a lie. >Decide to tell everyone the truth about it >Get stopped by big pharma >They threaten to kill me and everyone I love if I tell anyone >l stay quiet Is this what they think happens...

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: Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)10:18:35 No.49657430 BORN FEEL >buying cigarettes at the usual gas station >girl behind counter "you look so young, why are you ruining your good looks with cigarettes?" >ask her if she really meant i look good 24 KB JPG >"nah just kidding haha smoke away buddy" 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon went for a piss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)16:10:02 No.842743549 Life Playing Half Life reminded me of past event. True story. >be me >in bar with few friends >go for a piss >standing at urinal >4 guys barge in swearing at each 9 KB JPG other, threatening violence >i look over my shoulder, all look about 5'7 and like i could break them in half >they're all squaring up to eachother but i guess don't want a witness >all looking at me now in silence >i finish pissing >turn around with my d--- still out >zip up >go to wash hands >take an age, really getting soap under the nails and into my palms >walk over the blowdryer >one of those that takes like a minute to get hot >a minute of me drying my hands passes and dudes still standing there in silence looking angry as f--- >i walk to the mirror to check my shirt is tucked in nicely, hair looking sharp >spray some deodorant from one of those mini bottles >walk out, tells friends we need to gtfo >next day read in the paper that 1 guy got stabbed inside the bar and 2 people arrested

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Anon achieved his mile stone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)19:12:32 No.62994770 >be me >virgin and no girl wants to f--- me >desperately need to achieve this adulthood milestone to have a successful healthy life >get stimmy and spend more than half on it on renting a hotel room 8 KB JPG and a h----- >it's a good investment since once this is done I can finally move on >bitch doesn't let me kiss her but okay >removed condom without her noticing cause I heard it feels better and i need to make my money's worth >finally c-- in her, roll over and start crying over finally having sex >h----- thinks it's unsettling and creepy >doesn't understand the milestone I just achieved Like bitch you are a literal prostitute, you deal with actual creeps daily but a man crying of happiness is weird to you?

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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)20:04:05 No.850968175 A few years ago, I was at a party. I met this cool guy named Jake who invited me to a party at his apartment. I arrived, and I was cursed at what I saw. >Some naked, short Chinese man running around >Some black DJ who looked like 16 KB JPG Dr Dre playing "I'm Blue." >Jake half asleep, being f----- by some black man >A life sized figure of Jesus smiling >A half naked man asleep with a s----ton of sharpie tattoos I left right away. What the f---? 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)20:13:59 No.850968639 My d--- is out, I'm touching... Continue >>850969654 #

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anon bonds wth his father | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random • Settings Home >>557554150 # Anonymous (ID: qis8wdt2 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door 55 KB JPG >dad is on the computer, doesnt hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >".well, I can tell you what its not.. a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had

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Zorba found happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /Med/ pill 09/14/20(Mon)19:34:07 No.57439572 >read the Iliad and the odyssey >decide to try living like the ancient Greeks Greeks were polytheistic and believed that the gods were immortal, but also that they had human qualities; religion became the basis for Greek mythology t the Athei Goddess of wisdom Atente Gadufunima >start eating lots of lamb, vegetables, olive oil, garlic, fish >ready only Ancient Gnof ww Hetes God of underword Go uf fany tess 158 KB JPG Greek/Roman/Mediterranean literature and philosophy >sun my balls every day >start training more compounds, especially Olympic lifts >start growing a beard >listen to meditterranean music >drink only cheap red wine >refer to myself in the 3rd person as "zorba" >lifts skyrocket >interest from women skyrockets H-------- guys why didn't you tell me this was the key to happiness

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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)13:31:05 No.850977444 >grandfather died before I was born >grandma lived a state away >never got to experience growing up with grandparents >eventually move out on my own >neighbors are an old couple >start getting to know them better 471 KB JPG >spend my days off with them >cook meals with the wife, share recipes >husband helps me with hobby projects, work on our cars together >feels like I finally have grandparents >leaving for work today >talk with the husband before I leave >"you have a good day at work, love you buddy" >love you too grandpa >mfw

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>be me >find trap p--- because of this dumb site >download a gay hookup app to find one and get the urge off me >match with a short femme nerd >doesn't crossdress but girly as all hell 21 KB JPG >closeenough.jpeg >hookup two separate times >starts coming over for tv and games sometimes without sex >randomly brings food over from his s----- wageslave gig >asks to be my roommate so he can finally move out of his parents' house >we've become great buds and regularly have sex >mfw i'm in a loving gay relationship

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