Helltaker - But can she run Crisis?

Honestly, if a man who plays games on a computer that he has to short-circuit to start up and a back-up laptop that can cook eggs (00:55) can't get her to work, than nothing can.

Something that is cooled by vodka is unable to run a game as simple as Heroes III? Inacceptable! Sseth should contact the Merchants Guild at once and have her replaced with a better model, something that hasn't been around for thousands of years.