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O Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)19:08:36 No.852620170 >be me 2 years ago >stand in line in local mcdonalds >next to me is 500lbs bluewhale staring at me >stare back >stare into his soul and into his deepest desires of f------ a body pillow >he backs off >feel empowered as f--- >qt3.14 as cashier >she smiles at me - I think its a hint >me still hyped because of bluewhale behind me >pay her >she asks me if I want the receipt >"only if your number is on it" >I realize what I have done >She looks at me the way you look at crack addicts >guy behind me snorts, obviously trying not to laugh >mfw i was about to kill myself this night Anonymous 04/21/21(Wed)19:12:50 No.852620425 Well your failure made people laugh two years later so that's pretty good.

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?
Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window
Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #
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