Do you know the phrase "There are no lawyer jokes, they're all true stories"?well, there are no CONALEP memes, they're all true.
I was a short time there because i have to move to another city but in my short 3 months there I have seen:

1-A dude humping a girl ion the teacher desk and after that other 7 guys humping one after the other until the desk just broke

2-3 fights in 3 different places at the same time from the commodity of my desk.

3-A girl giving bjs 50 pesos a pop.

4-at least 4 girls quiting due to getting pregnant.

5-A fight outside like every 2 days some of them gang fights of many partcipants.

And a thing that happen a the year before i got there confirmed by couple of teachers and friends that saw it happen:
A father coming at recess with a machete to kill a dude who got his daughter pregnant.

Nomas le falta la panza.

Y cuando me refiero a panza, me refiero a que se comió la torta antes del recreo. >:3