Baalbuddy - Sir, this is a BROTHEL, not an Arby's

A brothel that serves food? Seems nice. Maybe it's like a Hooters, but you can also take the girls upstairs when your done. Really burn off those calories.

At least the knights are respectful and support local businesses.

I've also never thought about "Begone Harlot" being a good, fantasy alternative to "Begone Thot!"