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: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)06:56:29 No.6354289: >grew my hair to be a trap >look like pic related Life is trash. 93 KB JPG 29 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)12:54:54 No.57667472 My neighbor is beating his wife right now. Should I call the cops? Ever since the lock down s--- I hear them arguing more and more, then just now I heard her crying and him shouting "shut the f--- up". 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)12:55:58 No.57667483 Maybe she should shut the f--- up. >>57667686 # >>57671256 # >>57673319 #

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: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked 9 KB JPG >realize deppression is cringe >litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread

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: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)18:10:52 No.63548834 >went to my local playground today to play and mingle >befriend a 6 yr old named Will >pretty chill kid >we talk about life and our hobbies >f------ roastie bitch calls the cops on me for being "creepy" 181 KB JPG >mfw I was just shooting the s--- with Will Why do roasties always spoil the fun? 1 Reply View Thread

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O Anonymous (ID: CYaRgWDp 07/28/17(Fri)08:3 >>135275894 >>135276090 >>135276165 >>135277069 >>135278 >>135286564 >>135286951 >>135289136 >>135289396 >>135290 >Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme

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: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:41:52 No.792468115 > be me, 65yo > be on the bus > bored as f--- > listening to music > favourite song comes on > fuckyeah.png > snap along to the beat > mfw half the people on the bus disappear 49 KB JPG

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Anonymous 770101768 17 min, ago .. Green text story >Go to bar >Modern Jukebox in corner »Start to browse »See Africa by Toto >Put in 500$ >50 cents per song >Select Africa 1000 times 71 KA PNG >Takes a minute »People start to stare >Leave bar PAfrica is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays = 75 hours >Return a couple days later- at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is imitable >An haur goes by >Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't- too heavy and its plugged in via extension chard behind the wall Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >l say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine »Machine starts piaying "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyone is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet now PLeave >Come back a manth later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down Select "Never gonna give you up" 1000 times >Leave >l shall return in 2 days O REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:27:06 No.63515680 >be you >think women have it easier bcuz more dating options Okay fair >be you >have barren yard, a couple weeds here and there 61 KB JPG >stacys yard also has weeds. >plenty of them >weeds are f------ s--- Having a lot of options doesnt mean theyre good or that youre in a good situation. Men are all s---. Men are terrible people. : Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:58:10 No.63515922 >>63515680 (OP) # >l have weeds in my garden >Men a all terrible Not sure if I follow your line of thinking there. Have you taken your meds today?

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26m (5/6 13:13) · 11058542 3 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 2MB · (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon · 9m (5/6 13:31) · 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---. ...

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Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)21:31:19 No.63548708 >fail to make a joke >20 minute mental breakdown >refuse to speak to the person for 2 weeks out of embarassment 269 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)21:45:36 No.63548877 >>63548708 (OP) # >people with autism actually come here and its not just a meme holy kek

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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy

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File: Old f---.jpg (11 KB, 226x223) Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)19:09:27 No.43783117 [Reply] >Be me >1935 >Losing house >Captain goes down with his ship.avi >Hang self >Be stuck in mortal plane >Bound to property F--- >Be today >ghost fapping to milf and chad boyfriend >30 year old son runs in >Oh no.jpg >"Mommy my tummy tum empty, make me tendies" >Fat ass throws a bottle full of piss at her >Mother begins to cry Is this own personal hell?

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