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: Anonymous 01/05/18(Fri)16:06:20 No.42291881 >Be me >Some old guy knocks on my door >He tells me that this house used to be his childhood home >Tells me that they had a kind of family tradition that each kid would have to do before moving out >Said it involved doing a blessing in the basement >He had a falling out with them and moved out without doing the blessing and says that he regrets 34 KB JPG it >Tells me that he would need about an hour alone in the basement >I really don't want to let him in my basement >Let him do it anyways >He thanks me and goes downstairs >l'm just watching the clock until he comes back upstairs >He thanks me, gives me 20 twenty bucks, and leaves >As soon as he leaves, I check the basement >lt smells of weed >Someone took a s--- on the floor

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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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