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Fr. Michael Chenier Fr. Michael Chenier @FrChenier @FrChenier The Protestant campus ministry our reply: neighboring our Newman Center posted this on our door for LSSU Reformation Day. Pleasant. EBUTTAL from the Council of Newman NEWMAN The 9.5 Theses CENTER 4) Luther was a monk. This is what he wore: Out of sheer ignorance and comedy we bring forth these holey articles upon 2) Regarding purgatory, that is what it's for. 3) We are not Saints, but will pray for you all the same. thee. We request whosoever is not here present to debate these matters orally will do so via carrier pigeon (or add us on snap). did you discount the prophets as middlemen when they came? 4) You should know the monstrance is not a pair of shackles, but we do keep Jesus safe and sound in the holy tabernacle. 5) While Jesus was growing up the apocrypha is what he knew. You'll find evidence for keeping it in Revelation 22. Ifreading the apoerypha is too much of a labor, perhaps simply start with the verse about loving your neighbor? 6) lf dying on the cross was salvation's price, maybe its remembrance is more important than feeling nice. "Come down from the cross if you are the king!" didn't his critics say the same thing? 7) Jesus called us to make disciples of all nations, which we take quite literally in our marital relations. 1. Thy Pastors shall not wear dresses. 2. We intend to use our time in Purgatory to repent of our disbelief therein. Rev. 22:19 3. We might rely on the intercession of the Saints, but economics has always mark 12:31 1 Cor. 1:23 taught us it is best to remove the middleman. Matthew 27:40 4. Thou shalt not put God in a box. Christ hath broke the gates of Hades, yet you lock Him up in the Monstrance. Matthew 28:10 5. The Apocrypha: The TL;VR version of the Bible. Gen, 1:28 6. Christ hath risen from the dead... you may remove Him from the crucifix. 8) You must have drank the kool aid if you think that's how we roll. We don't need to proselytize - (we don't use birth control!) 9) You might get bored with heaven if you don't like to pray, reference back to number two if you can't give Christ one day. 95) We do and will forgive you, you know not what you do. We follow our traditions, we follow what is true. 7. We understand there is Rabbit-like exponential growth among Catholics - you know there is a solution for that? 8. If you continue to convert one of our members to Roman Catholicism, we will make Kool-Aid out of your holy water. John 15:19 9. We advise you to make your services more brief as we do, for it is written, We are not part of this world, we clearly are not of it. We don't mind your "comedy" we can rise above it. If you want to have a conversation or figure out who we are, "Thou shalt not put the LORD your God to the test." 9.5. Fathers forgive us, for we have sinned. maybe come and talk to us or, Anytime Towing we can tow your car. Thine truly, (900)635-1560 Love your neighbors. Love, The Sons of Luthur Your Neighbors

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