Eve Barlow / "Eve Fartlow"
Adam Downer • 5 years ago
![Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)20:26 No.113380372 [ !] >In linear algebra class the vector intersects the points O and P so it's the OP line call it the f----- line outloud without really thinking >a few people laugh teacherdude just stares at me like "Why?" >laughter dies down >some neckbear at the back keeps laughing >Try to continue on with lesson but he wont stop >We hear some gagging, then the sound of an inhaler, then the laughter resumes We all turn around to look at him >He's still cracking up, his face is all blue and red >I'm thinking "What have I done?" >He falls out of his chair, wiggling around on the floor, still laughing maniacally >He can't control himself, he starts to fart >A few girls around him pass out >The farting continues, it shows no signs of stopping >You can hear the farts change tone and the smell gets deeper >We all know he is now s------- himself >The s--- forces its way out of his crappy, holey jeans >He is still a bright blue/red and laughing >The s--- rocket that is his ass begins to make him spin >He now looks like a Catherine Wheel firework powered by s--- instead of fire >Spaghetti rockets from his pocket >knocks out a few dudes around the classroom >At this point we all retreat outside the room and continue viewing from a safe distance >He's still wiggling and spinning and generally just wreaking havoc >We hear some sputtering and he slows down >He's now lying limp in the middle of the room, we all open the doors and take a few steps in, we think he's dead >We hear some gurgles and see him tilt his head round to look at me >l lean in to hear his last words without having to get closer to him >He looks up to teacherdude, with treats in his eyes and says his dying words >He thrusts his hips in the air and says "b-b-back that maths up" >teacherdude goes over and closes his eyes informs us that we have leant all we can about Linear Algebra leave the room, a single treat in my eye](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png "BQyqk.png")
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![■ Anonymous 02/21/13(Thu)12:54 No. 177445349 [r] 01541541341ipg (24 KB, 440x448) igdb google using new ps4 >watching p--- take off my clothes and lay back in my chair suse d-pad to navigate to top of page >woops, I slipped >oh sh- 3*SONY PLAYSTATION SHARE MODE ACTIVATED* >PS Kinect immediately turns on >Face recognition immediately starts streaming HD footage to my facebook page >Front page of youtube >In social chat everyone is laughing at my penor >People take screenshots and repost them instantly with the share button >My sister downstairs turns on her vita s*recommended for you* >Screams of terror heard from downstairs I'm fumbling with the controller but it's slipping through my spaghetti >No Un-share button >Try navigating through UI >Only options are to like' or 'share' again >Sweating profusely I leap forward, doing my best to cover now flaccid penis >Press power button >Turns off Finally, it's ove >Realise I still hear laughing tw it's only in sleep mode >Can't be turned of >Desperately look around for escape >Look out window, run to it >Thousands of people standing outside laughing tw PS kinect posted my location to google maps >Father breaks into room with a look of total disgust on his face, >He takes one look at me then begins vomiting everywhere >Burst into treats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/503/145/279.png "279.png")
![Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)20:26 No.113380372 [ !] >In linear algebra class the vector intersects the points O and P so it's the OP line call it the f----- line outloud without really thinking >a few people laugh teacherdude just stares at me like "Why?" >laughter dies down >some neckbear at the back keeps laughing >Try to continue on with lesson but he wont stop >We hear some gagging, then the sound of an inhaler, then the laughter resumes We all turn around to look at him >He's still cracking up, his face is all blue and red >I'm thinking "What have I done?" >He falls out of his chair, wiggling around on the floor, still laughing maniacally >He can't control himself, he starts to fart >A few girls around him pass out >The farting continues, it shows no signs of stopping >You can hear the farts change tone and the smell gets deeper >We all know he is now s------- himself >The s--- forces its way out of his crappy, holey jeans >He is still a bright blue/red and laughing >The s--- rocket that is his ass begins to make him spin >He now looks like a Catherine Wheel firework powered by s--- instead of fire >Spaghetti rockets from his pocket >knocks out a few dudes around the classroom >At this point we all retreat outside the room and continue viewing from a safe distance >He's still wiggling and spinning and generally just wreaking havoc >We hear some sputtering and he slows down >He's now lying limp in the middle of the room, we all open the doors and take a few steps in, we think he's dead >We hear some gurgles and see him tilt his head round to look at me >l lean in to hear his last words without having to get closer to him >He looks up to teacherdude, with treats in his eyes and says his dying words >He thrusts his hips in the air and says "b-b-back that maths up" >teacherdude goes over and closes his eyes informs us that we have leant all we can about Linear Algebra leave the room, a single treat in my eye](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/211/949/BQyqk.png)
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