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![2d (6/7 4:29) 28800859 JPG 183KB (1041 x 1009) 7 Replies ok I got one >be about 6 years old >obsessed with Toy Story >it's my favorite movie ever >one December my mom takes me to the mall to see Santa and tell him what I want for Christmas >Sitting on Santa's lap, I told him about all the things I wanted, but I FORGOT to tell him I wanted a toy slinky dog like the one in Toy Story (pic related) >Only realized when I got home that I forgot to tell Santa I wanted a slinky dog >Start crying >mom asks me what's wrong >tell her I forgot to ask Santa for a slinky dog so now Christmas is ruined >mom tells me "don't worry sweetie, I'm sure Santa will know" >I don't believe her but whatever >anyway, Christmas day comes >l open my presents. >l don't believe my eyes >f------ slinky dog right there. >l've never been so happy >because I was so happy I never questioned the bizarreness of the situation. >It's only years later as an adult that I realized something ]How the F--- did Santa know I wanted a slinky dog??? ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/120/238/f2d.jpg "Santa knows | /r/Greentext")
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![ttom] [Update] [ Auto] jng (18 KB, 389x389) IAnonymous 05/ >have "problem" >don't care >have no problem Life is literally so easy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/120/180/e9b.jpg "Anon figures out life | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)17:44:37 No.64061782 1622341681167.png 108 KB PNG >tfw not attracted to men >get super aroused at the thought of someone putting a [much larger] d--- on top of my own, comparing the two and bullying me about my small penis >this specific fantasy is becoming more and more pronounced by the day >>64061845 # >>64061888 # >>64061920 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/119/922/c38.jpg "Anon is specific | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] please be patient I have autism 2017-08-23 02:46:08 Post No.42603734 >>42602592 >At night club with friends, 4 guys hanging out >In the smoker's corner, chilling on sofas >No drink that night, been reducing because of recent excess >Girl comes up to me >Hey do you have a girlfriend? 134KB, 500x522px >Nervous laugh >Uuuuuh... no, why? >Oh then you must meet my friend >Basically a slightly more elaborated version of "Haaave you met Ted?" >Cute blond girl comes in, looks shy >She and her friends come to have a drink with us so she's not alone >I'm not drunk >Not ready for a social challenge >Chat a bit, she's quite boring (I'm pretty sure she said the same about me afterwards) >They move to another bar, ask if me and my friends want to join >Politely decline, tell them to find us if they come back to this bar later That's not much, but it would never happen before. Still felt good when we headed back home. We're all gonna make it brahs.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/431/083/21a.png "Anon at the bar | /r/Greentext")
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