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06/09/21 (Wed)15:53:56 No.148386 >16 >last night >little sister comes in >she is 6 >tells me she is scared 118 KB JPG because of the storm outside >tuck her in >tell her a fairy tale >tells me l'm the best big brother and she loves me >tfw a girl said she loves me see ya later virgins

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 6 hours ago 434656828 >1 in the morning >GF at the time wanted to get food and rent a movie to fool around to before bed >Stop by a redbox at a walgreens near her place >Black guy dressed like f------ Peter Pan or something pulls up to us in his car by the redbox >Figure, "oh s--- here we go, going to have to fight some nog" >"Nah y'all don't need to be paying for that now, f--- a redbox my dude" >Hands us a Wal-Mart bag filled with about 40 burnt disks with recent movie titles on them >Backseat is full of these bags >Go to shake his hand and say "Jesus man, thanks. What's your name?" >"Who me? Y'all can just call me... N---- ROBIN HOOD!" >Dude peels out of the parking lot and speeds off into the night >GF and I confused as f--- >Go home, put in the disks >About half of the movies are HD rips of what the disks says they are, other half are actually just filled to the brim with new brazzers scenes Unironically the most based dude I've ever met 6 REPLIES

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Anon has only one shot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/09/21(Wed)21:49:15 No.64077770 >one shot at life >born an ugly female НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН ITS GREAT KNOWING NO MAN WILL EVER BE ATTRACTED TO YOU OR LOVE YOU 32 KB JPG 57 Replies / 11 Images View Thread

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Anon realizes a depressing thought | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/20(Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game 360 KB PNG >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

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Anon has been browsing too many loli threads | /r/Greentext

File: trump.jpg (7 KB, 183x275) U Anonymous 06/09/21(Wed)20:32:45 No.856475362 ► >be me "be you?" >yes >be me "why?" >been browsing tons of loli threads on /b/ "b?" >yes, /b/ >and these threads...they're full of drawings of naked children... >these drawings are sick...disgusting...and yet...they are necessary... "sir, are you feeling all right?" >p--------- is not a sexuality...it is a sickness..but if these drawings can keep these sick, sick people from acting out their perverted fantasies on innocent children, we need to encourage these drawings...we have to spread the word about this... "sir, do you know where you are?" >i'm on /b/ "no, sir. you're in washington d.c. do you know who i am?" >yeah >probably some f------ normie redditfag "sir, my name is andres obrador. i am the president of mexico." >kamala finally speaks up "joe, for the last time, president obrador has come to the oval office to discuss our border policy. and you keep rambling about naked kid drawings. but whatever, f--- it, you're still better than pic related"

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Anon has an eventful time at the cinema | /r/Greentext

272d3f1985fbb13fd8701390f.) jpg (38 KB, 640x628) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)10:13:51 No.90452095 - >>90452267 >>90452385 >>90452451 >>90453024 >at cinema with dad >character says the word n----- >dad laughs out loud Anyone want to trade? B Anonymous EO Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)10:15:34 No.90452144 v >>90452161 >>90452257 >>90452264 >>90452285 >>90452322 >>90452350 >>90452384 >>90452385 >>90452394 >>90452402 >>90452452 >>90452798 >>90452835 >>90452871 >>90453027 >>90453047 >>90453055 >>90453080 >>90453104 >at cinema with n----- >character says the word dad >n----- looks around in confusion

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Anon Has Aspergers | /r/Greentext

File: D202AMHWKAABF81.jpg (14 KB, 251x242) O Anonymous 06/09/21(Wed)23:23:19 No.856488781 >have aspergers heh >ass burgers

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Anon spills some milk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/16(Tue)14:37:15 No.669211631 >>669207142 (OP) # >Be like a billion years ago >Every day get milk for lunch >F------ hate milk >End of lunchI would go to band instrument storage room and stash milk carton in cieling >Did this for about 6 months >One day in band class >F----- kid showing off to girls >Thinks hes athletic >"Bet you I can reach the cieling" >F----- smacks one of the cieling tiles and spills 6 month old chunky lemon milk everywhere >lt gets all over him and the girls >Just watching in amazement >Then the smell hits >Oh god the smell, I can still smell it to this day >I throw up from the smell >Another girl in back throws up, can see the spaghetti she ate only an hour ago >Band instructor clears out room, class canceled becausxe of smell, go play unreal tournament in library for an hour >f----- kid gets suspended for a few days >School has to replace entire cieling keked softly for a while >>669212133 #

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Anon wants a normie family. | /r/Greentext

O PLEASE HELP 06/09/21(Wed)19:59:12 No.24348162 >be me >depressed neet >somehow have a qt 3.14 girlfriend >one day find positive pregnancy test in the bathroom trash >confront girlfriend about it >she says not to worry she's getting an abortion >drive her to the abortion clinic the following week >sit with her in the waiting room >girl comes out in a wheelchair sweaty and crying >realize I don't want to put my girlfriend through that >tell girlfriend i want to have a normie family >she agrees >get my life together >start going to the gym >become a wagecuck >buy a small cozy house >buy a ring to propose >girlfriend has the baby few months later >baby is black >mfw Got my life together for a cheating w----. Never fall in love anons

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Anon tells another Anon's war story | /r/Greentext

05/23/21(Sun)18:16:32 No.49410797 A poster here told this one in a thread like this a few years back, I'll try to detail it as closely to his story as possible. >Be deployed to Iraq circa 2008 >Commander is a hard ass for ROE's, so much so it makes it impossible to carry out missions at times >Go out on patrol, stop in villages to give out Tootsie rolls and coloring books, hearts and minds s--- >Stop in a village, kids all gather around for their gibs >One little f-----, about 9 years old, manages to get ahold of a box of hand grenades somehow >He starts lobbing them and raising hell >Request permission to ice the little ackbar >denied.gif >Commander states anyone who engages the kid will be immediately court martialed upon return to the states >Tactical retreat >Return to the same village later on to give out more books and candy >Kid starts chunking grenades again, we leave without giving any of the coloring books or candy >One 6 year old is p----- he didn't get his Tootsie rolls, finds an AKM bayonet and stabs the grenade lobbing kid in the gut >Next time we're back we give the bayonet kid extra candy and books >Commander gets relieved of command when we get back to the states for his incompetence

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Berry safe? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep 180 KB JPG >Not sure if berry safe

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Anon plays minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/18(Tue)19:13:04 No.48339784 >Be me >10 minutes ago >Decide to try minecraft again >Download game >Boot it up >Menu music plays 312 KB PNG >FEELS.exe >Flashback to me when was 12 >Played minecraft with my friends all day >Was so happy >Realize how sad I've become >Wish I could go back to when times were simpler >Start crying >Haven't cried for years because robot >Still crying as I'm writing this

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