Reminder that there are people who genuinely believe wizards aren't real and that it is a physical impossibility to reach age 30 without getting much as a kiss, and when we think they aren't just pulling our leg, the wizard guild gathers up and try to explain the logistics of it (well, the lack of).

It's also easy to spot bits where their logic fails. "Nandroids are made of metal and obscenely heavy". They could be made of aluminum and fiber alloys which would make them actually lighter than humans, just strong enough to do chores but not enough to punch their masters and get out unscathed. Also cheaper to manufacture.

This isn't someone with an ellaborate fantasy in their mind, just a Simple Jack with simple goals and simple logic. By the power of the Hanlon's Razor, this is bullshit but I believe them.