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File: docs.jng (46 KB, 641x675) autistic pickup moments Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)10:04:12 No.64350414 (Reply) D4352879 >be me >be 19 >go to local dance club with my chad friend, club takes minors they just can't drink >he invited a girl from work >girl brought a friend, but friend was a bitch >hanging out w chad friend waiting for girls to come out of the bathroom >random guy walks up >"hey, this girl from across the bar keeps staring at you. you should make a move" >thínks he's talking about chad friend >"nah dude, it's for sure you" >friend telling me to go over to her, but I'm too nervous >finally ready to go up to where she is sitting >giri gets up right as I start to walk in her direction >lose her in the huge pack of ppl in the club fast forward 2 hours >sitting alone on couch, waiting for friend to be done w girl so I can go home >see girl again, this time also sitting alone looking as miserable as me >decide to man up and go up to her >sit in chair next to her >she doesn't react >sit there like a retard for a solid 5 mins thinking of ways to start a conversation >finally build up courage to say something >"i like your shoes" >shoes are pic related >girl doesn't even turn to look at me >says "thanks" >immediately gets up and walks to opposite end of club >spend another hour in there watching my friend try to hook up with his co-worker and her friend try to hook up with a random dude >nice anybody else got any autistic stories? let's hear them

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