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Anon's list of enemies | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Be me >Mummy's bestest healthy 450 pound boy in all of Surfside Florida >haven't left condo since mummy brought me home in 1981 >Mummy loves me, brings me all the tendies every day >Am happy, even rinse off musk in pool for more GBP >With mummy's good behavior, piss jugg cellar getting full >WITH TENDIES YOU HAVE SHOWN ME LOVE, I'VE NO NEED FOR ALL THESE JUGGS. YOU HAVE HELPED MY HEALTHY FRAME, TIME FOR THESE PISS JUGGS TO DRAIN >Wait until pool is being drained to empty 50 gallon piss barrels >Gassy bubblies like my booty braps as it reacts with the pool chemicals >Notice bubblies coming from crack in concrete. Looks like a bubbly bath! >Decide to go for double the GBP and rinse off my healthy frame with a couple canon balls into the healthy pool >Cracks in concrete start to widen and bubbling intensifies with each healthy bounce on the diving board >THIS POOL IS NOT READY I KNOW, I WILL NOT SHOUT "GERONIMO!" SINCE THE WATER IS NOT FULL, I WILL DIVE IN SCREAMING "SITTING BULL!!" >Take my very highest step off the edge of the diving board and turn myself into a mighty canonball attack >Pool not full enough with acidic piss to break my fall >Bottom of pool cracks even more under the impact of my healthy booty striking the bottom of the pool >Freshly coated with my own manly musk, go total Alpha Male mode and jump in again >Roof top pool gets a little crooked, but probably still safe for splishy splashies >Take another mighty step off the edge of the slightly crooked diving board on top of 12 story condo >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEE! >The impressive force of my healthy frame bursts through the bottom of the pool >25 year old fermented acidic piss floods into rebar holding concrete supports of condo together >Pathetic vegetal building crumbles under the weight of my dominant healthy frame. >12 confirmed dead. nearlv 150 missing HIGH SCORE!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/139/671/f6f.jpg "Anon has some healthy frame fun | /r/Greentext")
![File: 04f107ef9ff63993bc7cbc142(--).jpg (45 KB, 600x300) O Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:25:29 No.49846393 [Reply] >>49846494 LGS stories >go down to my local store/range this morning >both clerks are total bros >ask to f--------- full auto aug rental they have >tell them I'm thinking about buying one at retard gunbroker prices >they call me a f----- and tell me to just buy an AR >later 2 lanklets come in to rent guns for the range >they choose a full auto 300 blk., full auto silenced mp5, other similar guns >clerk asks about their shooting experience >lanklet 1 who made all the selections says he's never fired a gun before >hear clerks a------ pucker from across the shop as he tactfully tries to persuade them to start a little smaller >lanklet says verbatim, unironically >"It's cool man, you don't have to worry. I play A LOT of Escape From Tarkov, plus Airsoft too. I could field strip all these guns blindfolded." >mfw me and clerks eyes meet across the store](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/139/587/055.png "Anon goes to local gun store | /r/Greentext")
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