Baalbuddy - Normal Elf asking for advice from other Elf subspecies that have a better track record at mating

She's right. I would add to that "don't go over-emotional, explain your position as rationally and unambiguously as possible." Like with me. I can't fix the problem if I don't know what the problem is, and "you know what the problem is" and "you know what you did" aren't helping.

Sidebar, I'd suggest a switch night in the bedroom.

TLDR; We Rope the man.