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![File: 1627546359931.jpg (80 KB, 900x985) O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)04:45:31 No.64752861 [Reply] >>64753604 >>64753661 >>64754698 >movie night with friends >friend gets into argument with his gf >they leave >awkward silence >'Should we call the cops?' >'What?" >'What if he hits her? It is better safe than sorry right?" >takes me great effort to talk them out of it >'Okay anon but if she is hurt we will tell her it was your fault and we wanted to call the police' >guy is someone we knew since elementary school and the girl was just some bitch they saw the first time today What the actual f--- is wrong with modern men?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/159/571/1f3.jpg "Major cop-out | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)16:22:47 No.845552572 [Reply] >>845552656 >>845552722 >Be me >On my way home from work >Enter front door, push elevator button >See neighbour enter through the front door >Instead of holding it for him I press my floor's button and go up >MFW I know he has to wait for me to go up and the elevator to go back down How was your day, /bl? Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)16:24:27 No.845552656 >>845552572 (OP) >haha i slightly inconvenienced someone xD Is this what your life is OP? How pathetic.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/000/760/2cd.png "Anon mets his neighbour | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)11:13:48 No.859050236 [Reply] >>859051707 >Incredibly hot girl invites me to her home >she wants to play Uno >midgame we start flirting >make a bet with her, first to say Uno makes the other get naked >im the first, so she gets naked >but she plays a +4 and we continue playing >we start kissing >she takes my clothes off and gives me a bj >we f--- >she asks for me to f--- her ass wow.jpeg >best sex of my life with the hottest girl ever >few min with us just laying there completely exhausted >we eventually get up and go back to our Uno match >she plays Uno reverse card >im in shock >i say there is no way >she says Uno >Last card is in her hands >its another reverse card >she plays it >im in total disbelief MFW she gets a strap-on and says "reverse card anon, you f----- my ass, now i f--- yours"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/149/035/bc2.png "Anon makes a mistake | /r/Greentext")
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