Chris-Chan Mother Incest Allegations - Animated comic by Max Gilardi

then he takes it back and tells him anyway

Nah, this is how it would really happen…
Cellmate: "So what are ya in for?"
Chris: "Y'all should know me by now. But if you don't. I am Christopher Christian Christine Ricardo Weston Chanlder, CPU Blue Heart Goddess and the original creator of Sonichu the electric hedgehog Pokemon…"
7 HOURS LATER
Cellmate, rattling the bars: "Guards, GUARDS! Please get me away from him, he won't stop talking!"