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Anonymous 04/05/15(Sun)12:29:05 No.31749 >working out in the middle of the night >finish workout >shower in the dressing room >notice i left my towels at home >for f---'s sake >notice a roll of toilet paper left by the cleaners on a bench >grab some paper and dab it on my body >not efficient enough >just take the entire roll and start wrapping individual body parts in tp >get carried away >my entire body is wrapped up like a mummy, face included >hear someone enter the room >oh f--- >some guy walks in and sees me >time freezes >longest eye contact i've ever had >guy spins on his heels and walks out without a word >can't blame him >if i'd encountered the sungod Bra, i'd flee too >>31749956 # >>31749991 # >>31750150 #

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: cpp.jpg (7 KB, 250x206) Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)01:28:50 No.64868811 >>64868837 >>64868908 >>64868822 >about 5 years ago >make girl in sims 4 >f------ perfect >give her a name and a back story >imagine she has a little mole on her hip you can only see when her shirt rides up >few years later >get roommate >dead ringer for sims 4 girl >lifting box into closet >shirt rides up >its the f------ mole W-- is going on? O Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)01:29:41 No.64868822 >>64868811 (OP) do the needful OP Fate has already decided for you Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)01:30:39 No.64868837 File: 1599429068801.gif (1.4 MB, 500x376) >>64868811 (OP) the dimensional merge has begun, anon.

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Anon dad like fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)21:25:35 No.849599313 >Dad left when I was 12yo >l'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish >lf I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish I think my dad has autism. | 13 KB JPG

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Femanon Born into a Role She Doesn't Want | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)11:44:57 No.852376239 >be me >extremely butch woman >tall, muscular, pretty masculine features, deep voice >basically Brienne of Tarth >not attracted to women in the slightest >lesbians and bi girls harass me 36 KB JPG all the time thinking I'm just not admitting I desire the p--- >get pushy and rude so I get a boyfriend so they'l| finally believe that I'm not into them >they lie to him behind my back saying l'm only with him to coverup my l----- ways from the public >he leaves me >finally give up and have sex with a woman to see if everything they're saying is true >it's f------ disgusting, worse than I thought > I lost my boyfriend and I've been made into an unwilling femfag >Feel like s--- and still have the disgusting taste if p---- in my mouth MEW

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IDS HABIDDING >be Serbian >buy a gun >notice some f----- riding around in his car with the TR NIKIm 307 KB JPG top down >he has the gayest mustache i've ever seen >empty mag of .32 into the f------ degenerate >Austrians are p----- for some reason >every nation in Europe is gearing up for war >just because i shot some h--- >millions of people die

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Anon is getting urges | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch 229 KB PNG of boxes >l pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean 34 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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>be me >have gf >like giving her oral >she likes it rough >she gets iud (built in birth control) no more period >me gusta.jpg 12 KB JPG >turn her into a Twinkie >every now and then she has period blood clumps >every now and then I get some in my mouth when I give her oral >don't care >spit it out >still sex >going rough one time >hammertime.jpg >heard girls like it when you give oral in the middle of sex >give oral >big clump falls out >so shocked >swallow >can't stop in the middle of sex >forget top throw up after >one week later she's crying >she says Anon I went to doc because I was 2 month pregnant but I lost the baby >she doesn't remember when >mfw I remember >mfw I ate mv kid

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Anon has a best bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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Anon builds a house in minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:36:34 No.802981558 >Mom and dad are fighting >my dad starts packing his things in a plastic bag >He sees me playing minecraft >"Hey anon your Minecraft house need some greenery" >alright dad 27 KB PNG >dad leaves and drives away >l ask my mom where he went >"he's gone to stay somewhere else anon" >mfw >it's been 2 hours and l'm still crying : Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)21:37:46 No.802981607 get your priorities straight. Fix up your s------- of a minecraft house for f---- sake. That's why he left. >>802981826 #

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Anon likes Metallica | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat) 17:17:57 No.9828889 >see man in metallica shirt >walk up to him >"do you like metallica" >"yeah?" >"cool." >walk away 20 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon has a request | /r/Greentext

1551751881455.png 145 KB PNG Looking for a loli green text about a guy going on a road trip and gets his 12 year old sister to sit on his lap and he c--- his pants, anyone got it? : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:01:19 No.795905762 >>795905672(OP) # >be me >road trip with 12 year old sister >cummed in my pants >>795905885 # >>795907574 # : Anonymous 03/26/19(Tue)02:02:48 No.795905885 >>795905762 # that was it. thanks >>79590610 #

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Anon is Very Intelligent, I Envy this Level of Cunning | /r/Greentext

How about a /devilish/ thread? >At uni >Girl calls me a loser 63 KB JPG >over the line >Find her facebook >She has a boyfriend >Everything is public >Perfect >Save her pictures, learn her interests >Make an okcupid account >Fill it out with her info >Interact with others a little >Make a fake Chad facebook account >Message her boyfriend >"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know." >bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me." >A few days later check her facebook >Relationship: Single. Who is the loser now?

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Anonymous 04/05/15(Sun)12:29:05 No.31749 >working out in the middle of the night >finish workout >shower in the dressing room >notice i left my towels at home >for f---'s sake >notice a roll of toilet paper left by the cleaners on a bench >grab some paper and dab it on my body >not efficient enough >just take the entire roll and start wrapping individual body parts in tp >get carried away >my entire body is wrapped up like a mummy, face included >hear someone enter the room >oh f--- >some guy walks in and sees me >time freezes >longest eye contact i've ever had >guy spins on his heels and walks out without a word >can't blame him >if i'd encountered the sungod Bra, i'd flee too >>31749956 # >>31749991 # >>31750150 #

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