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/r/freefolk - It's been 1.5 years but I'm still p----- about the absurdity of the existence of a post-long-night Night's Watch, so I'm going to repost this | /r/FreeFolk

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But don't take it from us. Just listen what these satified Brothers of the Night's Watch have to say: THE NIGHT'S WATCH Join us in all the fun* activities the Wall has to offer, such as: & Maintaining a crumbling monument & Drinking lots of mulled wine & Getting beaten with training swords c Getting beaten with real swords & Snow hiking with limited ressources in an extraordinarily hostile environment & Getting to know criminals such as socio- pathic murderers and / or rapists & Mole's town** Marvel at Tormund's beard "One time that girl followed me home from North of the Wall and they just allowed me to keep her." - Samwell from Horn Hill "I actually joined twice. Now I'm living with redheaded, giant boyfriend here. They're not only tolerant but also helped me to become a better partner: It's probably the longest relationship I had without one partner trying to kill the other" Aegon Jon from Winterfell my WANTS very YOU DI c Bowing before trees/Gardening We also have a frequent exchange program with the noble folk North of the Wall. "This castle's been my home for forty years. Im too old and too stout to make a hedge knight. But men are always welcome at the Wall.!" - Desmond from Riverrun Yes, they really didn't notice we no longer have a purpose. So we're staying open, living of the subsidy of the northern lords, lol DON'T WAIT! SEND A RAVEN WITH YOUR CV TO CASTLE BLACK Following the Battle of the Bastards, the fall of a large part of the Wall and the Battle of the Long Night we have plenty of positions to fill. * We're not responsible for any accidentally death, intention- al death (such as but not limited to beheading, hanging, being stabbed, burning at the pyre etc.), engagement in or being vic- tim of canibalism, resurrection as yourself or as an ice zombie, infection with STDS in the brothel of Mole's town, food poison- ing or frostbite. Experience may vary. There's also the posibility of being crushed by the Wall. To be honest, it was already hard to maintain before losing structural integrity and with occa- sional winters. Now that Arya killed what might have been our de-facto cruel weather god we really don't know what to expect. As of a few months ago pariticpation is now fully voluntary for the first time! Would you like to join but are afraid you won't you pass the background check? No worries! The Night's Watch is not only an equal opportu- nity employer (Except women! No girls allowed!). We will actively arrange for all your criminal charges to be dropped in exchange for vowing to serve the Night's Watch!*** ** We're hoping for a soon repopulation. To be honest, that was probably our biggest selling point just a few months back *** Please ignore that fact that you're, following the secession of the North, travelling through a country without juristiction over your crimes or your choice to join the Night's Watch.

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