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File: 1535861012426.png (15 KB, 111x79) Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)15:57:12 No.48554276 [Reply] >>48556017 >too shy to make a thread *O Anonymous 10/07/18(Sun)16:00:24 No.48554307 its okay anon, u did great im proud of you

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?

Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

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: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)15:00:24 No.65059860 >have a meme page on insta, post a lot of political memes >a girl follows me, likes my memes and comments under the political memes >i follow her with my private insta, 264 KB PNG she follows me back >we eventually chat about politics all the time, she has very similar views >one day she asks for my number >we had 2 long phone calls where we talked about so many things.. not just political >turns out she has some mental problems because she was bullied in school, has very little friends, never had a bf, she also lives in my city, she has some similar interests... >i told her about me, my time in school, my job and she seemed really interested, when i asked her if i should tell her something else bc it was quite boring she just told me that its interesting for her >we will meet on sunday for the first time i think im gonna make it bros

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Anon ask a question about Taliban and gets an answer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ISXXRX12 ) I I 08/19/21(Thu)18:07:45 No.335159002 000_9L29JP-1.jpg 412 KB JPG Isn't the Taliban just /pol/ with subtitles? : Anonymous (ID: KbxincVC )[-1 08/19/21(Thu)18:11:18 No.335159476 >>335159002 (OP) # Pretty much Expect they actually get p---- >>335160205 # >>335160915 #

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: Anonymous (ID: ISXXRX12 ) I I 08/19/21(Thu)18:07:45 No.335159002 000_9L29JP-1.jpg 412 KB JPG Isn't the Taliban just /pol/ with subtitles? : Anonymous (ID: KbxincVC )[-1 08/19/21(Thu)18:11:18 No.335159476 >>335159002 (OP) # Pretty much Expect they actually get p---- >>335160205 # >>335160915 #

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Anon has a groundbreaking idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)03:56:27 No.18866868 >reading philosophy >suddenly have groundbreaking new idea >keep reading philosophy > discover somebody else already came up with the idea 192 KB PNG EVERY F------ TIME : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:07:38 No.18866923 >>18866868 (OP) # What was the groundbreaking new idea? >>18866958 # : Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)04:11:37 No.18866958 >>18866923 # dividing the world into the feminine and the masculine... >>18866973 # >>18868500 # >>18868520 # >>18868557 # >>18870303 # >>18875762 #

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O Anonymous I I 10/10/16(Mon)04:50:58 No.65948793 >>65948810 >>65948816 File: 1475818287934 jpg (113 KB, 480x360) >>65948446 (OP) please be my bf ; O Anonymous 10/10/16(Mon)04:51:54 No.65948810 File: 1440859235928 jpg (32 KB, 630x688) >65948845 >>65948793 > AYY BOOPITY BOP IA NEEDA A SPICEYA COCKA IN MYA ARSEA

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O Anonymous I I 10/10/16(Mon)04:50:58 No.65948793 >>65948810 >>65948816 File: 1475818287934 jpg (113 KB, 480x360) >>65948446 (OP) please be my bf ; O Anonymous 10/10/16(Mon)04:51:54 No.65948810 File: 1440859235928 jpg (32 KB, 630x688) >65948845 >>65948793 > AYY BOOPITY BOP IA NEEDA A SPICEYA COCKA IN MYA ARSEA

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Anon got sexually harrsssed | /r/Greentext

>go thru drivethru for tendies >qt college girl is there >pull up to the window >she says 'omg i remember you haha you always get the tenders' >chuckle nervously and hand her 62 KB GIF the cash >she's staring right at me >look around nervously >'you know you'd be a lot cuter if you smiled more :)" >she's smiling her pearly white college girl teeth at me >'t-thanks' >leave and eat my food in the parking lot What was that about? Did I just get sexually harassed?

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Bombs away | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/15(Sun)16:56:32 No.642249023 >Be me in science class >Have to design a container for an egg which will survive a 18 THAT'S A PADDLIN meter drop 87 KB JPG >not that hard,throw some sponges in a Pringles container and cover it in black duct tape >looks like bomb >idea.jpeg >Writes in big letters on it "LITTLE BOY", named after bomb U.S dropped on Hiroshima >Fast forward to egg drop >No one really understand name of it >"This will be the egg drop to end all egg drops" I tell. >make direct eye contact with super Japanese girl >looks at me in horror >l drop the container without breaking eye contact >l whisper "bombs away" as it falls to the ground >Girl hasn't talked to me since

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They say you better listen to the voice of reason | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)22:30:47 No.65055296 >buy old radio from the salvation army store >comes with midwave, not regular AM >picking up channels I cant pick up on normal radios on both FM and AM frequencies >lots of strange channels from 12 KB JPG fox news you typically have to pay for to fringe political shows >currently listening to a rap song about how the vaccine will kill us while the sounds of actual screaming are coming across from an interfering channel did i buy some sort of haunted radio? some of the stuff is just typical maga s--- but the other half is legitimately odd stuff you would think they would get an FCC visit for

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: Anonymous (ID: HKJd3mBc ITT: Explain what radicalized (...) 08/19/21(Thu)18:50:40 No.335164669 >Be hanging out with friends and family one day >Suddenly everyone starts talking about politics >Everyone asks me what I think of the subject >l politely explain what I think >Everyone starts giving me weird looks >One thing leads to another and it turns into a huge 758 KB PNG argument >All of my beloved friends and family members are accusing me of negative things, putting words in my mouth and acting really abusive, even threatening me in various ways >Decide l've had enough and cut all ties from friends and family >End up finding /pol/ and learning the truths of this world >Also ended up investing in stocks and cryptocurrency >Live mostly alone now, but at least I'm gonna make it So how did you get radicalized?

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:Anonymous 05/16/20(Sat)14:33:32 No.115014871 >>115014616 # >Anon approaches the Great Philosopher and asks him "Great Philosopher, are large breasts or small breasts better?" >The Great Philospher sat in silence for a moment, and then commanded Anon to reach for his wallet. >"How much do you have in bills?" The Great Philospher asked. Anon told him he had $30 in bills. >"Suppose you were to have $30 in coins as well, which would have greater mass?" >Anon told the Great Philospher that it would be the coins, by a long way. >"But which," the Great Philsopher said, "would have the greater value?" >Anon was enlightened.

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