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: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)18:19:12 No.63128777 >wife had small t--- >told her she had to get implants for me >paid for a good surgery, was sure it'd be great >surgery went badly wrong 57 KB JPG >she ended up with breasts that are long and tubular, like tins of pringles >also, they accidentally removed her n------ >she obviously blames me, as I forced her to get the implants >really feel awful and want to cheer her up but she is scared to have more surgery >in the end i buy her a diary where each day has a slogan about her boobs >things like 'l'd rather have tubes than boobs' and 'n------ are for milk, but I am lactose intolerant' >this pisses her off more, makes her more depressed >she ends up not wanting to go outside, ashamed with her body >last thing i can think of is to pay 2 schoolkids to have a fight outside, arguing over where 'tubers' are better than 'globes' and they agree they prefer tuber t--- >this pushes her over the edge, she attempts suicide >leaves me >alone now

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #
Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house
jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.
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