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: Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)01:29:51 No.65148326 >trying to go to sleep >every time l'm getting close, a stupid f------ fly buzzes past my ear >after the fourth time I am filled with nothing but pure rage and hatred towards that little s--- 37 KB JPG >get out of bed and turn on the light >grab a dirty towel to swing on this f----- (pretty good method if you dont have a flyswatter >l don't let my anger get to me >I strike with precision, not with rage >get him after a few minutes of striking >hes lying on the floor, barely moving around, clearly in agony >I don't finish the kill >this f----- wanted me to suffer, and now it's my turn >gently put him on a piece of paper >dispose of him in the dungeons (my current c-- bag full of dried up c--/tissues Now I can get some sleep. Rot in hell you f------ bitch, F--- YOU!

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