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>go to this secluded parking lot in my car to eat some lunch and watch stuff on my phone >sit there for about an hour, nobody else in the lot >l'm in a blue chevy >as l'm about to leave, a cop pulls up 375 KB PNG right behind me >walks up to me >"Hello. Somebody called us. They said they wanted to speak with a cop, and they're waiting in this parking lot in a blue chevy. Was that you?" >I'm like w-- >"no.... no that wasn't me, I didn't make that call. What? They said THIS parking lot? what a coincidence" >probably made me sound extra suspicious but I was confused as f--- and just speaking without thinking >cop says Ok no problem, leaves so somebody was f------ with me right?

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