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Uploaded by Reddit Moments Sep 02, 2021 at 06:44PM EDT
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![File: 00000001111111.jpg (45 KB, 439x500) Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)13:13:05 No.65218386 [Reply] >be me >wanting to go to knotfest for years but havent been able to >finally plan to go with friends on a long road trip >start saving money >covid strikes >cant go to knotfest since I live in third world country >my dad sees Im pretty bummed about it >asks one of his friends at work if he knows the band since hes young >plays their music to my boomer dad wtfarethesesounds.jpg >still tries to get into what I like >next week "hey anon Ive been listening to that slipknot guys, theyre something else, reminds me of quiet riot. Im sorry you couldnt go to their concert so I got you this" >gives me a slipknot tshirt Man I f------ love my dad U Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)13:20:48 No.65218467 File: 1628172143028.jpg (514 KB, 1200x895) Must be nice having understanding and supportive parents. >get into metal >Cannibal Corpse and Immortal >cousin tells parents >they start calling me a psychopath and insist I see a shrink >never tell family anymore about what I like or do >years later "waaa why are you like that anon you can trust us UwU" Man l'd love your dad too.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/190/271/a09.jpg "Duality of man | /r/Greentext")
![sad_dad.jpg) Anonymous 10/16/13(Wed)10:11 No.214090781 [Reply] >go to Gamestop >cute girl at counter >talk about video games for a while as I make my purchases >remember that she has poo inside her >feel disgusted and leave as quick as I can F------ Gamestop. 68 posts and 28 image replies omitted. Click here to view.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/020/649/e34.jpg "Anon goes to Gamestop | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)19:34:08 No.73972941 [Reply]► >>73973417 >be pretty average looking ethnicel >install some s----- app where you talk to strangers because bored >start a conversation with a random anon person >have a pretty funny and entertaining conversation >i find out the person that I've been talking to is actually a girl >things get interesting >she asks me if I want to exchange face pics >hesitantly say yes >send her a pic of myself >receive a pic of a 9/10 white girl, a couple of levels above my league (pic related) >tell her she's really pretty, she says you too >jokingly say that I don't believe it's really her >immediately receive notification, "incoming request for video call" >oh s---, start to panic, my hair is completely unkempt >run to the bathroom to fix my hair quickly >run back to my room and accept video call >it's literally her lying in bed (it was late) >we giggle and it was a bit awkward but we quickly got comfortable >she reaffirms that she thinks i'm cute, once again tell her that she's really pretty >knew that I have to go in hard now and take charge because pretty girls like that don't stick around too long >ask if she ever wants to do something like go see a movie or something >she says sure and gives me her phone number >she says it's getting late and she has to go to school tomorrow >tell her me as well and say good night >be in a maximum state of euphoria >confidence boosted beyond anything i have ever experienced >wake up next morning >receive message from her "good morning" >talk to her all day during lectures >conversation was heading towards things like fashion and general appearance >says she likes my style and vibe >she suddenly asks how tall I am >ask her "why?" >she says she's 5'11/180cm and she wants a guy who is taller than her >she wants a guy who is around 6'1/185cm or preferably even taller My heart stopped for a moment there. I am only 5'9/176 cm. I had no idea she was that tall. I have never been that conscious or worried about my height ever really in my life until now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/619/726/998.png "Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext")
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