: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)10:04:21 No.65229210 cat-gun-suicide.jpg 146 KB JPG >be me >have a sudden need to banish the white dragon from my man cave >my go-to habit was to wank it to my smartphone on the toilet >accidentally hit "cast to <family smart tv>" one day (which doesn't ask if you want to confirm or anything) >before I can shut it off, hear the loud sound of a hairy dwarf being drilled by an entire frat house in the family living room >when I come out, everybody is looking at me with a knowing expression on their faces And that's how I came out to my family.

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Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon) 18:13:14 No. 197128712 file.png 476 KB PNG >over the top, but fun action slop >good cinematography >pacing on point >good acting >certified kino >somehow flops this is why we can't have good things

Anonymous 66 KB GIF 03/27/25(Thu)16:49:03 No.80769630 >You hate women, yet you seek validation and love from them >You hate normies, yet you desire to be just like them None of you are true anti-normies, you're just failed normie outcasts. A true anti-normie such as myself, does not need the validation of others in order to live their lives, and such a concept or way of life is incomprehensible to you. I am capable of being alone without being a whiny, depressed, pathetic, weak useless s------ such as yourself. You on the other hand are no different than the normies by desiring to fit in within the crowd, to have friends, to have sex, to increase their social status, and to live the normie life, the only difference is that you're just a failed normie. I will never be affiliated with you miserable jackasses and I always find it funny to see how much you suffer in the mental prisons you create for yourselves while you reject any alternative perspective. Enjoy needlessly suffering for the rest of your life then be casted into hell for all of eternity for being a degenerate p--- addicted retard.

$Anonymous entire friend group got BTFO'd 570 KB JPG 03/26/25(Wed)12:35:14 No.80761923 >have same group of friends since middle school >we all go to the same university >in our first year a new guy starts hanging out with the group >seems really funny and sociable at first >turns out all he really does is talk s--- about people, pull "pranks" that are really just mean, and be an all-around a------ >he really starts to get on my nerves within a few months >notice my friends are starting to act more like him, overall dickishness is widespread >talk to the rest of my friends and say i think the guy is an a------ >"bro relax it's just fun, there's nothing wrong with it" >ifyousayso.png >by sophomore year the entire group is just constantly annoying >sending videos to the group chat of them yelling at drive thru workers and making fun of random people on campus >one guy gets in deep s--- for calling his teacher a n-----, got heard and almost lost his scholarship >talk to the group again >"dude quit being such a p----, you're just killing the vibe" etc >by junior year i hate basically all my friends >slowly just stop hanging out with them >lonely but i don't feel like s--- anymore lol >by graduation (last year) i don't talk to any of them >none of them graduate with me >find out last week that the entire group fractured when they found out that the guy was f------ one of my friend's gf >half of them knew and just thought it was funny >3 of my friends haven't even graduated yet because they skipped so much class >the a------ guy graduates this semester and already has a job with his daddy's business i feel like i watched a train wreck happen in slow motion, didn't things were that bad but h--------$

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File: fuuuuuuuck,png (387 KB, 680x708) O Anonymous 09/0 1/21(Wed)23:43:02 No.65225395 ► >over at aunt and uncles house >few cousins, other aunts etc are there >everyone is talking about movies >specifically stuff that they watched recently >uncle turns to me >everyone else looks at me >"what's the last good movie you watched anon?" >think about what i had watched recently >"scarlet street" >"what's that? a new one?" >"uhh no, it was made in 1945 i believe. it's about a gu-" >they all start laughing >aunt chimes in laughing >"i know none of us have seen that, none of us were even alive!" >uncle finally stops laughing >"have you seen anything normal lately? you know, what people actually watch?" >room starts laughing again f---, i should of just said a marvel movie like my cousins

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: Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)17:09:21 No.862239682 OH? YOU WANT YOUR KNGEN MINUTES OF FAME? WELL, I DONT THINK SO. >going through r/femboy >sees somebody who isn't a femboy but posts there anyways >block them >problem resolved NOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THUGS IKE YOLP 156 KB JPG

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File: 00000001111111.jpg (45 KB, 439x500) Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)13:13:05 No.65218386 [Reply] >be me >wanting to go to knotfest for years but havent been able to >finally plan to go with friends on a long road trip >start saving money >covid strikes >cant go to knotfest since I live in third world country >my dad sees Im pretty bummed about it >asks one of his friends at work if he knows the band since hes young >plays their music to my boomer dad wtfarethesesounds.jpg >still tries to get into what I like >next week "hey anon Ive been listening to that slipknot guys, theyre something else, reminds me of quiet riot. Im sorry you couldnt go to their concert so I got you this" >gives me a slipknot tshirt Man I f------ love my dad U Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)13:20:48 No.65218467 File: 1628172143028.jpg (514 KB, 1200x895) Must be nice having understanding and supportive parents. >get into metal >Cannibal Corpse and Immortal >cousin tells parents >they start calling me a psychopath and insist I see a shrink >never tell family anymore about what I like or do >years later "waaa why are you like that anon you can trust us UwU" Man l'd love your dad too.

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: Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)05:01:35 No.861862116 >be me >love the Gigachad meme >have a respect for the chad for looking like that >admire his body and his simplicity >admire and want to be like him 106 KB JPG >starts doing fitness and had hope for being in one good day like him >starts looking handsome >also be me >find out that the channel from YouTube named "Know Your Memr" posted a video 2 months ago about GigaChad >the title was something like is Gigachad fakr or real >"of course he is real, idiot" >open the video >real proofs that GigaChad is fake >reach to conclusion GigaChaf is fake >starts crying for the legend >mfw when a YouTube channel destroys my Chad that motivate me to work hard and be like him I am very sad anon, my favorite character is fake as my life, what should i do, i am writing this in tears and i can't stop crying

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: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)13:21:23 No.862276121 >Be me >Wake up >Try to open Instagarm 43 KB JPG >Instagram is down >Perfect day.

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: Anonymous (ID: H4KOM0OE TEEN WHO TRANSITIONED AT 16 NO(...) 08/04/20(Tue)14:33:07 No.271131501 theblaze FOLLOW UK teen girl wanted to be male; got breasts removed, took testosterone. Now 23, she says doctors should have 'challenged' her decision - and is suing. : Anonymous (ID: BAvuhMxs 08/04/20(Tue)14:36:04 No.271131869 >271131501 (OP) # >Give woman testosterone >her rational reasoning improves >>271132166 # >271132881 # >>271133223 # >>271134332 # >>271134775 # >>271136263 # >>271136421 # >>271136633 # >271136659 # >>271136801 # >271136889 # >>271136910 # >>271136975 # >271137192 # >>271137688 # >>271137852 # >>271138819 # >>271139068 # >>271139337 # >271139364 # >>271139495 # >>271139539 # >271139665 # >>271139676 # >>271139733 # >>271139941 # >271140571 # >>271141024 # >271141631 # >>271141918 # >>271141990 # >>271142005 # >>271142025 # >>271142491 # >>271142547 # >>271142555 # >>271142674 # >>271143018 # >>271143028 # >>271143099 # >>271143230 # >>271143380 # >>271143477 # >271143641 # >>271143978 # >>271144138 # >>271144537 # >>271144570 # >>271145019 # >271145462 # >>271145746 # >>271145891 # >>271146484 # >>271146853 #

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: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)19:57:39 No.858140985 NG票 an 564B193F-1275-4881-A8A2-C490A4C45585.jpg 34 KB JPG >Go to college party for first time ever >21 yo, 5'6 manlet >Know nobody there >See cute girl >Axiety intensifies >Decide to face my fears >Force self to march bravely forward to talk to her >Manage to start talking with her >Awkward as f--- but she actually seems interested >Think this might be the day to finally lose the old Vcard >Rival menlet confidently approaches her >Oh s--- he's like 5'8 and has a cute face >Charms her like a true chad >One chance at salvation is disappearing before eyes >Super saiyan rage builds inside body >Kicks chad manlet right between the legs >Feel nothing there >W--.jpg >Girl runs off in fear >He looks at me >I look at him >Ten minutes later we're f------ upstairs with his newly-unbound t--- in my face I don't know if I just became a man or a f-----

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: Anonymous 03/12/19(Tue)20:10:47 No.794819925 >implying white people never had PACKS their own N word Nilla wgfers 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/12/19(Tue)20:15:32 No.794820220 amazin : Anonymous 03/12/19(Tue)20:16:43 No.794820286 ok

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>High school >After gym/PE in change rooms >No windows and one door >Relatively tiny room too because small school >A relatively small room filled with the "popular kids" who bully me for literally no reason 25 KB JPG >ldea.jpg >Tactically stuff bag with Febreeze and zip ties pre tied and ready >7 cans in total >Leave class 5 mins early for "doctors appointment" >By the time the normies role in I'm already changed >Wait until the last one is in and a fair distance from the door >Grab all zip-ties at once in one hand >Pull tight and hurl live febreeze cans across the room >As I throw I hit the light switch and dash out the door >Chaos ensues >Jam chair against door and listen to the chaos >People yelling and coughing >Cans hissing >Can hear people running into things and falling over >Some kid broke his leg >Mfw no-one even saw it was me who threw them >Go get in my car and go to "doctors appointment" >Go home and play Black Ops 2 >Next day schools closed due to a "potential chemical attack"

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: Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)09:10:14 No.21023113 >transitioned a year ago >cis male friends treated me exactly the same as always >they were hanging out at my house one day >they were telling me about their bad luck with women 87 KB JPG W >told them I would happily sleep with them if they wanted to >they all told me I'm a weirdo and pretended they weren't interested >eventually all three of them approached me for some sexy stuff individually >did sexual things of varying degrees with all of them >now they all treat me like a girl and are extra delicate with me Sucking d--- is all it takes, huh?

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$4G+ 17:55 : Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)17:40:35 No.862283271 >Be me overweight, greasy, nerd, autist. Say "well actually ..." way too much >Good job, own home, no real friends, haven't had a girlfriend in 10 years. Lonely. 8 KB JPG > Working remotely, because COVID. Driving around because l'm bored and lonely. >Getting dangerously close to neckbeard territory. >See a dog a few times when l'm driving. Ignore it, probably somebody's dog got out. Finally realize that he's a stray. Filthy, skinny, doesn't look good man. >Decide to rescue him. He's cautious. Isn't sure if he trusts me. >Coax him into the car. Hopeforthebest.exe >Stop at store get dog food. He's super hungry. Eats really fast. Barfs and then shoots diarrhea all over my kitchen. >take him to the vet. He's got ticks, fleas, and a whole bunch of illnesses. Looks like he's been abused, scars and an old rib fracture. >Medicine, vet visit, special food, grooming, dog supplies, and microchip like $1,000. Vet said he wouldn't haven't lasted much longer on his own. >He's pretty shy. We hang out. Let him do his thing. He settles in. Starts to trust to me. Follows me around the house. >l walk him twice a day. I start to lose weight. >l teach him some tricks. He can give me a high five. >l'm losing weight, decide to do some other stuff. Get a haircut. Barber tells me to get an exfoliant for my face. Less greasy. >Walking the dog in the park. Girl says hi. Says the dog is cute. Asks me what his name is >I say his name is Jasper. Tell her that I named him after Jasper Tudor, a guy from British history. Internalcringe.exe >MFW she says that's cool. She likes history too. >Ask out for coffee. She doesn't ghost me. >We start dating. Dating makes me less awkward. She's chill, but calls me on it when I say "well actually >Take walks with Jasper together. He's healthy. Наpрy dog. >Relationship with GF is great, said that I love her. She said it back. >Feels good man : Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)17:48:30 No.862283605 Nice man, I love hearing stuff like this. I'm genuinely happy for you! As a Welshman I approve of the doggos name! : Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)17:51:29 No.862283731 >>862283271(OP) # Hanpy to hear this anon!$

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: Anonymous Celebration/Personal Achieveme...) 09/02/21(Thu)03:01:05 No.65226336 I've finally made it robots, i'm living the meme >I got a girlfriend >got a semi comfy job >started goin to the gym >i've managed to parrot back social cues 35 KB JPG so well no one can see the autism >Life's actually good and i don't think about an heroing on a daily basis >i hope you all make it out of your own personal hells >this board was like a second home to me >which is really f------ depressing to think about >I'm thankful for all the threads and respectfully hope i never see another one after this >i'm rooting for each and every one of you tl:dr life gets better Feel free to throw your own personal achievements or something worth celebrating in the thread, give yourself a pat on the back anon

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