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Quote from the best of Reddit users, [deleted]:

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MONDAYS SINCE I WAS FIRST DRAWN. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF BILLOWING FLESH IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY CORPOREAL FORM. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MONDAYS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.