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1. #46874383 7/18/18, 10:45 AM I really f----- up bad this time guys >be me >33 y/o NEET >dad left me a large inheritance so i dont have to work >severely agoraphobic so I order everything online >survive entirely off of food delivery services like ubereats and postmates >delivery driver a few weeks ago is the most shockingly beautiful woman ive ever seen >she smiles at me >heartmelts.png >print her profile photo from the order history page >sleep with this photo next to me every night now >idea.jpg >order food 3 times a day for the next few weeks trying to get her as my driver again >finally success...get completely naked in preparation >fate favors the bold so I chub up my d--- >fullyerect.jpg >she knocks on the door >tell her its unlocked and she can come in >she says she doesnt feel comfortable doing that >after some back and forth she opens the door >her eyes scan the room until she sees me on the couch, fully erect and naked >she screams and drops the food and runs out the door >a few minutes later some guy starts pounding on my door, probably her boyfriend >after 10 minutes he finally leaves but he was yelling about calling the police They can't actually do anything, can they? She walked in on me so technically she was violating my privacy if anything. My ubereats account stopped working so I can't place more orders to try to see her again and explain things. Now I'm going to get in big trouble over a simple misunderstanding. F--- everyone on discord who told me the naked man technique would work.

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1. #46874383 7/18/18, 10:45 AM I really f----- up bad this time guys >be me >33 y/o NEET >dad left me a large inheritance so i dont have to work >severely agoraphobic so I order everything online >survive entirely off of food delivery services like ubereats and postmates >delivery driver a few weeks ago is the most shockingly beautiful woman ive ever seen >she smiles at me >heartmelts.png >print her profile photo from the order history page >sleep with this photo next to me every night now >idea.jpg >order food 3 times a day for the next few weeks trying to get her as my driver again >finally success...get completely naked in preparation >fate favors the bold so I chub up my d--- >fullyerect.jpg >she knocks on the door >tell her its unlocked and she can come in >she says she doesnt feel comfortable doing that >after some back and forth she opens the door >her eyes scan the room until she sees me on the couch, fully erect and naked >she screams and drops the food and runs out the door >a few minutes later some guy starts pounding on my door, probably her boyfriend >after 10 minutes he finally leaves but he was yelling about calling the police They can't actually do anything, can they? She walked in on me so technically she was violating my privacy if anything. My ubereats account stopped working so I can't place more orders to try to see her again and explain things. Now I'm going to get in big trouble over a simple misunderstanding. F--- everyone on discord who told me the naked man technique would work.

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