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: Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)20:45:46 No.840478556 Who else here /contingency plan/? >be me 22 >Chad with flowing locks, chiseled body, overall high charisma stat >date a chubby 7/10 virgin with huge t--- 8 KB JPG >friends make some comments but overall nobodies acknowledges our point difference but her >"anon, I don't deserve someone as hot as you" >comfort her, take her v card >let myself go, gain 40 pounds >hair falls out by the time I'm 24 >l'm barely a 5/10 >she slims down and is now a solid 8 >still loves me and is constantly planning our wedding Put in the hours while you still can bros. I'm thankful everyday I didn't drop her to f--- around with some vapid bitches.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class
Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.
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