Italian Brainrot Animals
Mateus Lima • 15 days ago
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![File: 91189AD3-D728-402E-BA9D-F(...).jpg (47 KB, 618x496) Standard night shift Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)13:39:32 No.883150420 [Reply] >work night shift >get on the tinder, start talking to 8/10 >decides she wants to meet up after work >im_in.jpg >pick her up, go for a drive >make out like our lives depend on it >take her back home, she invites me in and warns me her dog will be excited to meet me >no fear at all, ready to commit for life anyway >get in the door, hear the excitement of a German shepherd in the distance, getting closer >jumps all over me, it's dark but I notice there are big wooly socks over his front paws >remember I've seen it somewhere before >remember I've seen it on /b/ before >instantheartfailure.jpg >decide I need to get tf out of this b--------- hut and make an excuse >"i should go, it's late and I have work tomorrow" >asks me to stay, I can't help but blurt it out because I'm f------ autistic >no I don't want to be around someone that f---- their dog >explain how and where I've seen socks like that on dogs before >said it rather loud, but got the point across >hear a yell from a room down the hallway >"whAt the f--- 8/10" >she breaks down and starts crying, shocked and speechless >her mum storms out, turns out she lives with her parents, they had no idea either >gets the f--- out of there faster than Usain >hear more yelling as I drive off Thank you /b/ for educating me on this one, I owe you one](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/413/832/5a1.png "/b/ saves anon from zoophile | /r/Greentext")
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