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Title HOW TO EAT P----! .... A THREAD 1. Spread her legs wide! You can place them on your shoulders. This will expose her p---- more and give you more surface area to work with. Use your thumb to expose her clitoris by gently pulling the skin at the top of her p---- upwards. 2. Focus on her clitoris! She e--------- from there. Lick, suck & nibble on it, GENTLY! Keep spreading open her p---- so that you can view her clit a lot better & give it all of your attention. The hornier she gets, the more it'll get hard and protrude. 3. Tease her! Kiss on her inner thighs, take a pause and lick on her clit and blow on it, talk dirty to her, play with her boobs, grip her ass in your hands, basically, do whatever you can to get her aroused. 4. Make her comfortable! A lot of women haven't c-- before or had their p---- licked plus female hygiene is a sensitive topic so she's bound to overthink which can result in her not c------. Tell her she tastes good and how much you want to make her c-- to put her mind at ease. 5. Be patient! It sometimes takes a while for women to get into the zone because c------ requires them to be there mentally. Think about making her c-- not just yourself. The extra time you put in shall result in the hottest, wettest and nastiest sex ever 6. Finger her whilst you're giving her clitoris the love it deserves! Insert your finger in a downward direction not upwards to avoid hurting her and making the feeling unpleasant. Stick it in deep and wiggle the tip of your finger inside her p----. Multitasking is key! 7. Kiss her other lips! Her labia - the entrance to her p---- - those flaps? Yeah. Suck on them, pull on them gently, glide your tongue in between them all the way up to her clitoris and back. Dip your tongue inside her p----, tongue f--- her and slurp up on it. 8. Pay attention to her body language! When you lick on her, take note of what makes her moan and legs vibrate. Whatever gets her blood rushing is what you should do more of because that's the type of enjoyment that'll kill her and have her right in the palm of your hand. 9. P---- tastes like p----! The same way d--- tastes like d--- NOT like fruits or candy. It's an acquired taste so there's no need to act awkward about it. Provided she keeps it clean and kempt, you won't die from licking up on her and satisfying her. 10. Keep going! No matter how much she squirms, tries to pull back, her legs are shaking and she's fighting the feeling. DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR TONGUE ON HER CLIT! The opening of her p---- will pulsate when she's about to c-- 11. Switch positions! You aren't restricted to eating her p---- from ONE specific angle. Explore all sorts of options from having her sit on your face, eating it from the back (doggy style position), whilst she's seated on a counter or the edge of the bed. Make it interesting! 12. Do it more often! Eating p---- is a skill. It requires ones interest in order for it to be mastered and effective. Some girls yawn when being eaten out because it isn't being done right. Redeem everyone who failed her show! Show her you been practicing and snatch her soul! Edited 2:28 PM 田

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Title HOW TO EAT P----! .... A THREAD 1. Spread her legs wide! You can place them on your shoulders. This will expose her p---- more and give you more surface area to work with. Use your thumb to expose her clitoris by gently pulling the skin at the top of her p---- upwards. 2. Focus on her clitoris! She e--------- from there. Lick, suck & nibble on it, GENTLY! Keep spreading open her p---- so that you can view her clit a lot better & give it all of your attention. The hornier she gets, the more it'll get hard and protrude. 3. Tease her! Kiss on her inner thighs, take a pause and lick on her clit and blow on it, talk dirty to her, play with her boobs, grip her ass in your hands, basically, do whatever you can to get her aroused. 4. Make her comfortable! A lot of women haven't c-- before or had their p---- licked plus female hygiene is a sensitive topic so she's bound to overthink which can result in her not c------. Tell her she tastes good and how much you want to make her c-- to put her mind at ease. 5. Be patient! It sometimes takes a while for women to get into the zone because c------ requires them to be there mentally. Think about making her c-- not just yourself. The extra time you put in shall result in the hottest, wettest and nastiest sex ever 6. Finger her whilst you're giving her clitoris the love it deserves! Insert your finger in a downward direction not upwards to avoid hurting her and making the feeling unpleasant. Stick it in deep and wiggle the tip of your finger inside her p----. Multitasking is key! 7. Kiss her other lips! Her labia - the entrance to her p---- - those flaps? Yeah. Suck on them, pull on them gently, glide your tongue in between them all the way up to her clitoris and back. Dip your tongue inside her p----, tongue f--- her and slurp up on it. 8. Pay attention to her body language! When you lick on her, take note of what makes her moan and legs vibrate. Whatever gets her blood rushing is what you should do more of because that's the type of enjoyment that'll kill her and have her right in the palm of your hand. 9. P---- tastes like p----! The same way d--- tastes like d--- NOT like fruits or candy. It's an acquired taste so there's no need to act awkward about it. Provided she keeps it clean and kempt, you won't die from licking up on her and satisfying her. 10. Keep going! No matter how much she squirms, tries to pull back, her legs are shaking and she's fighting the feeling. DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR TONGUE ON HER CLIT! The opening of her p---- will pulsate when she's about to c-- 11. Switch positions! You aren't restricted to eating her p---- from ONE specific angle. Explore all sorts of options from having her sit on your face, eating it from the back (doggy style position), whilst she's seated on a counter or the edge of the bed. Make it interesting! 12. Do it more often! Eating p---- is a skill. It requires ones interest in order for it to be mastered and effective. Some girls yawn when being eaten out because it isn't being done right. Redeem everyone who failed her show! Show her you been practicing and snatch her soul! Edited 2:28 PM 田

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