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Title HOW TO EAT P----! .... A THREAD 1. Spread her legs wide! You can place them on your shoulders. This will expose her p---- more and give you more surface area to work with. Use your thumb to expose her clitoris by gently pulling the skin at the top of her p---- upwards. 2. Focus on her clitoris! She e--------- from there. Lick, suck & nibble on it, GENTLY! Keep spreading open her p---- so that you can view her clit a lot better & give it all of your attention. The hornier she gets, the more it'll get hard and protrude. 3. Tease her! Kiss on her inner thighs, take a pause and lick on her clit and blow on it, talk dirty to her, play with her boobs, grip her ass in your hands, basically, do whatever you can to get her aroused. 4. Make her comfortable! A lot of women haven't c-- before or had their p---- licked plus female hygiene is a sensitive topic so she's bound to overthink which can result in her not c------. Tell her she tastes good and how much you want to make her c-- to put her mind at ease. 5. Be patient! It sometimes takes a while for women to get into the zone because c------ requires them to be there mentally. Think about making her c-- not just yourself. The extra time you put in shall result in the hottest, wettest and nastiest sex ever 6. Finger her whilst you're giving her clitoris the love it deserves! Insert your finger in a downward direction not upwards to avoid hurting her and making the feeling unpleasant. Stick it in deep and wiggle the tip of your finger inside her p----. Multitasking is key! 7. Kiss her other lips! Her labia - the entrance to her p---- - those flaps? Yeah. Suck on them, pull on them gently, glide your tongue in between them all the way up to her clitoris and back. Dip your tongue inside her p----, tongue f--- her and slurp up on it. 8. Pay attention to her body language! When you lick on her, take note of what makes her moan and legs vibrate. Whatever gets her blood rushing is what you should do more of because that's the type of enjoyment that'll kill her and have her right in the palm of your hand. 9. P---- tastes like p----! The same way d--- tastes like d--- NOT like fruits or candy. It's an acquired taste so there's no need to act awkward about it. Provided she keeps it clean and kempt, you won't die from licking up on her and satisfying her. 10. Keep going! No matter how much she squirms, tries to pull back, her legs are shaking and she's fighting the feeling. DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR TONGUE ON HER CLIT! The opening of her p---- will pulsate when she's about to c-- 11. Switch positions! You aren't restricted to eating her p---- from ONE specific angle. Explore all sorts of options from having her sit on your face, eating it from the back (doggy style position), whilst she's seated on a counter or the edge of the bed. Make it interesting! 12. Do it more often! Eating p---- is a skill. It requires ones interest in order for it to be mastered and effective. Some girls yawn when being eaten out because it isn't being done right. Redeem everyone who failed her show! Show her you been practicing and snatch her soul! Edited 2:28 PM 田
bzrt @bzrnlmb i'm a simple man K Folders ... Notes insults towards white people 5:25 PM Garlic goblins ana @heluvvsana · Oct 12 what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! Show this thread
VENG 100 69 @VengLoL those who have ever wronged me ll Telekom.de LTE 8:02 PM 34% K Folders ... 52°38.191'31.882"N / 1°18.724'82.441"E 8°53.671'11.471"S/36°30.712'71.881"W 45°28.119'12.171"N / 9°11.992'51.227"E 39°15.712'41.227"N/9°3.845'9.674"E 20°40.412'8.792"N/ 105°16.111'7.341"W 55°51.223'2.491"N / 4°16.394'7.464"W 37°56.831'3.212"N / 58°22.895'3.241"E 8°31.417'8.457"S/ 179°13.561'2.711"E 30°40.712'4.899"N/ 104°4.772'2.941"E
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ER @jbryansmith Replying to @SALCHICHA and @heluvvsana My wife's Taco Bell order.... Search .l LTE 8:09 PM 12% (Notes Order 1 chicken chipotle melt 1 beef burrito 1 crispy chicken sandwich taco Side of nacho cheese Side of guacamole Nacho bell grande
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About

What Do Men Write In The Notes App? refers to a catchphrase associated with what men write in their phone's note application that was first used on Twitter in October 2021. After a tweet that asked the question went viral, multiple male Twitter users began sharing screenshots, some staged and some genuine, of their Apple Notes app in subsequent replies and quote tweets.

Origin

On October 12th, 2021, Twitter[1] user @heluvvsana posted a tweet posing the question, "what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! 😳" The tweet (shown below) received roughly 78,400 likes and 21,000 quote tweets over the course of two days.

ana @heluvvsana what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! O 9:59 AM · Oct 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,640 Retweets 21K Quote Tweets 78.4K Likes

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Shortly after the tweet began going viral on October 12th, 2021, Twitter[2] user @KevooDTB tweeted a screenshot from his notes app. The note he took a screenshot of was titled "Kevo's Bible 🤍🙏🏻🥱" and included cringeworthy hustle culture quotes like "One Plus One Is Two, If She Got A Hoe Friend Then She A Hoe Too …" The reply (shown below) received roughly 3,200 likes over the course of two days.

( Notes Kevo's Bible ♥16 Chapter 1 One Plus One Is Two, If She Got A Hoe Friend Then She A Hoe Too .. FaceTime your ex and if she answer say "This another reason we broke up, you always entertaining your exes" then hang up Text your gf and say "I hope you never find happiness if it's not derived from me" then block her until the next day These hoes must be canes coleslaw how I substitute them for more bread Don't let your girl get in the way of you finding a wife If she tells you she had a dream you cheated, then cheat, you should want your baby's dream to come true.

More Twitter users joined the reply chain that day like @ayofold,[3] who replied with a notes app screenshot reading "how to pull girls / step 1: delete twitter." The reply (shown below, left) received roughly 2,200 likes over the course of two days. Twitter[4] user @hairlineszn then replied to @ayofold's tweet with his own screenshot reading "how to pull girls in 2021." His reply (shown below, right) received roughly 1,800 likes over the course of two days,

how to pull girls step 1: delete twitter
4:08 ( Notes how to pull girls in 2021 step 1: be white step 2: be 6 foot tall step 3: be skinny

More male Twitter[5][6] users began to reply and quote tweet with their own staged notes app screenshots going into October 13th, 2021. Verified Twitter[7] accounts like that of former NBA player Chris Bosh tweeted their own versions of the trend. @chrisbosh's tweet (shown below) was posted on October 13th, 2021, and received roughly 44,000 likes in less than 24 hours.

Chris Bosh @chrisbosh Important reminders All on My iPhone June 17, 2013 at 11:48 PM To do: Get rebound Pass back out to Allen ana @heluvvsana · Oct 12 what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! Show this thread

Various Examples

ana @heluvvsana · Oct 12 what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! 5.1K LI 25.8K 78.5K A Tip Joey ... @gothamcityrap Replying to @heluvvsana Bars 9:01 PM · Oct 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
VENG 100 69 @VengLoL those who have ever wronged me ll Telekom.de LTE 8:02 PM 34% K Folders ... 52°38.191'31.882"N / 1°18.724'82.441"E 8°53.671'11.471"S/36°30.712'71.881"W 45°28.119'12.171"N / 9°11.992'51.227"E 39°15.712'41.227"N/9°3.845'9.674"E 20°40.412'8.792"N/ 105°16.111'7.341"W 55°51.223'2.491"N / 4°16.394'7.464"W 37°56.831'3.212"N / 58°22.895'3.241"E 8°31.417'8.457"S/ 179°13.561'2.711"E 30°40.712'4.899"N/ 104°4.772'2.941"E
ER @jbryansmith Replying to @SALCHICHA and @heluvvsana My wife's Taco Bell order.... Search .l LTE 8:09 PM 12% (Notes Order 1 chicken chipotle melt 1 beef burrito 1 crispy chicken sandwich taco Side of nacho cheese Side of guacamole Nacho bell grande
Title HOW TO EAT P----! .... A THREAD 1. Spread her legs wide! You can place them on your shoulders. This will expose her p---- more and give you more surface area to work with. Use your thumb to expose her clitoris by gently pulling the skin at the top of her p---- upwards. 2. Focus on her clitoris! She e--------- from there. Lick, suck & nibble on it, GENTLY! Keep spreading open her p---- so that you can view her clit a lot better & give it all of your attention. The hornier she gets, the more it'll get hard and protrude. 3. Tease her! Kiss on her inner thighs, take a pause and lick on her clit and blow on it, talk dirty to her, play with her boobs, grip her ass in your hands, basically, do whatever you can to get her aroused. 4. Make her comfortable! A lot of women haven't c-- before or had their p---- licked plus female hygiene is a sensitive topic so she's bound to overthink which can result in her not c------. Tell her she tastes good and how much you want to make her c-- to put her mind at ease. 5. Be patient! It sometimes takes a while for women to get into the zone because c------ requires them to be there mentally. Think about making her c-- not just yourself. The extra time you put in shall result in the hottest, wettest and nastiest sex ever 6. Finger her whilst you're giving her clitoris the love it deserves! Insert your finger in a downward direction not upwards to avoid hurting her and making the feeling unpleasant. Stick it in deep and wiggle the tip of your finger inside her p----. Multitasking is key! 7. Kiss her other lips! Her labia - the entrance to her p---- - those flaps? Yeah. Suck on them, pull on them gently, glide your tongue in between them all the way up to her clitoris and back. Dip your tongue inside her p----, tongue f--- her and slurp up on it. 8. Pay attention to her body language! When you lick on her, take note of what makes her moan and legs vibrate. Whatever gets her blood rushing is what you should do more of because that's the type of enjoyment that'll kill her and have her right in the palm of your hand. 9. P---- tastes like p----! The same way d--- tastes like d--- NOT like fruits or candy. It's an acquired taste so there's no need to act awkward about it. Provided she keeps it clean and kempt, you won't die from licking up on her and satisfying her. 10. Keep going! No matter how much she squirms, tries to pull back, her legs are shaking and she's fighting the feeling. DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR TONGUE ON HER CLIT! The opening of her p---- will pulsate when she's about to c-- 11. Switch positions! You aren't restricted to eating her p---- from ONE specific angle. Explore all sorts of options from having her sit on your face, eating it from the back (doggy style position), whilst she's seated on a counter or the edge of the bed. Make it interesting! 12. Do it more often! Eating p---- is a skill. It requires ones interest in order for it to be mastered and effective. Some girls yawn when being eaten out because it isn't being done right. Redeem everyone who failed her show! Show her you been practicing and snatch her soul! Edited 2:28 PM 田
bzrt @bzrnlmb i'm a simple man K Folders ... Notes insults towards white people 5:25 PM Garlic goblins ana @heluvvsana · Oct 12 what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! Show this thread
Memo Pad Shaquille Oatmeal + Back Jan 6, 2019 Jan 6, 2019 8:04 PM Shaquille Oatmeal Fig Newton Jones

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External References

[1] Twitter – @heluvvsana

[2] Twitter – @KevooDTB

[3] Twitter – @ayofold

[4] Twitter – @hairlineszn

[5] Twitter – @gothamcityrap

[6] Twitter – @googoomamameter

[7] Twitter – @chrisbosh

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What Do Men Write In The Notes App? refers to a catchphrase associated with what men write in their phone's note application that was first used on Twitter in October 2021. After a tweet that asked the question went viral, multiple male Twitter users began sharing screenshots, some staged and some genuine, of their Apple Notes app in subsequent replies and quote tweets.

Origin

On October 12th, 2021, Twitter[1] user @heluvvsana posted a tweet posing the question, "what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! 😳" The tweet (shown below) received roughly 78,400 likes and 21,000 quote tweets over the course of two days.


ana @heluvvsana what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! O 9:59 AM · Oct 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,640 Retweets 21K Quote Tweets 78.4K Likes

Spread

Shortly after the tweet began going viral on October 12th, 2021, Twitter[2] user @KevooDTB tweeted a screenshot from his notes app. The note he took a screenshot of was titled "Kevo's Bible 🤍🙏🏻🥱" and included cringeworthy hustle culture quotes like "One Plus One Is Two, If She Got A Hoe Friend Then She A Hoe Too …" The reply (shown below) received roughly 3,200 likes over the course of two days.


( Notes Kevo's Bible ♥16 Chapter 1 One Plus One Is Two, If She Got A Hoe Friend Then She A Hoe Too .. FaceTime your ex and if she answer say "This another reason we broke up, you always entertaining your exes" then hang up Text your gf and say "I hope you never find happiness if it's not derived from me" then block her until the next day These hoes must be canes coleslaw how I substitute them for more bread Don't let your girl get in the way of you finding a wife If she tells you she had a dream you cheated, then cheat, you should want your baby's dream to come true.

More Twitter users joined the reply chain that day like @ayofold,[3] who replied with a notes app screenshot reading "how to pull girls / step 1: delete twitter." The reply (shown below, left) received roughly 2,200 likes over the course of two days. Twitter[4] user @hairlineszn then replied to @ayofold's tweet with his own screenshot reading "how to pull girls in 2021." His reply (shown below, right) received roughly 1,800 likes over the course of two days,


how to pull girls step 1: delete twitter 4:08 ( Notes how to pull girls in 2021 step 1: be white step 2: be 6 foot tall step 3: be skinny

More male Twitter[5][6] users began to reply and quote tweet with their own staged notes app screenshots going into October 13th, 2021. Verified Twitter[7] accounts like that of former NBA player Chris Bosh tweeted their own versions of the trend. @chrisbosh's tweet (shown below) was posted on October 13th, 2021, and received roughly 44,000 likes in less than 24 hours.


Chris Bosh @chrisbosh Important reminders All on My iPhone June 17, 2013 at 11:48 PM To do: Get rebound Pass back out to Allen ana @heluvvsana · Oct 12 what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! Show this thread

Various Examples


ana @heluvvsana · Oct 12 what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! 5.1K LI 25.8K 78.5K A Tip Joey ... @gothamcityrap Replying to @heluvvsana Bars 9:01 PM · Oct 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone VENG 100 69 @VengLoL those who have ever wronged me ll Telekom.de LTE 8:02 PM 34% K Folders ... 52°38.191'31.882"N / 1°18.724'82.441"E 8°53.671'11.471"S/36°30.712'71.881"W 45°28.119'12.171"N / 9°11.992'51.227"E 39°15.712'41.227"N/9°3.845'9.674"E 20°40.412'8.792"N/ 105°16.111'7.341"W 55°51.223'2.491"N / 4°16.394'7.464"W 37°56.831'3.212"N / 58°22.895'3.241"E 8°31.417'8.457"S/ 179°13.561'2.711"E 30°40.712'4.899"N/ 104°4.772'2.941"E ER @jbryansmith Replying to @SALCHICHA and @heluvvsana My wife's Taco Bell order.... Search .l LTE 8:09 PM 12% (Notes Order 1 chicken chipotle melt 1 beef burrito 1 crispy chicken sandwich taco Side of nacho cheese Side of guacamole Nacho bell grande Title HOW TO EAT P----! .... A THREAD 1. Spread her legs wide! You can place them on your shoulders. This will expose her p---- more and give you more surface area to work with. Use your thumb to expose her clitoris by gently pulling the skin at the top of her p---- upwards. 2. Focus on her clitoris! She e--------- from there. Lick, suck & nibble on it, GENTLY! Keep spreading open her p---- so that you can view her clit a lot better & give it all of your attention. The hornier she gets, the more it'll get hard and protrude. 3. Tease her! Kiss on her inner thighs, take a pause and lick on her clit and blow on it, talk dirty to her, play with her boobs, grip her ass in your hands, basically, do whatever you can to get her aroused. 4. Make her comfortable! A lot of women haven't c-- before or had their p---- licked plus female hygiene is a sensitive topic so she's bound to overthink which can result in her not c------. Tell her she tastes good and how much you want to make her c-- to put her mind at ease. 5. Be patient! It sometimes takes a while for women to get into the zone because c------ requires them to be there mentally. Think about making her c-- not just yourself. The extra time you put in shall result in the hottest, wettest and nastiest sex ever 6. Finger her whilst you're giving her clitoris the love it deserves! Insert your finger in a downward direction not upwards to avoid hurting her and making the feeling unpleasant. Stick it in deep and wiggle the tip of your finger inside her p----. Multitasking is key! 7. Kiss her other lips! Her labia - the entrance to her p---- - those flaps? Yeah. Suck on them, pull on them gently, glide your tongue in between them all the way up to her clitoris and back. Dip your tongue inside her p----, tongue f--- her and slurp up on it. 8. Pay attention to her body language! When you lick on her, take note of what makes her moan and legs vibrate. Whatever gets her blood rushing is what you should do more of because that's the type of enjoyment that'll kill her and have her right in the palm of your hand. 9. P---- tastes like p----! The same way d--- tastes like d--- NOT like fruits or candy. It's an acquired taste so there's no need to act awkward about it. Provided she keeps it clean and kempt, you won't die from licking up on her and satisfying her. 10. Keep going! No matter how much she squirms, tries to pull back, her legs are shaking and she's fighting the feeling. DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR TONGUE ON HER CLIT! The opening of her p---- will pulsate when she's about to c-- 11. Switch positions! You aren't restricted to eating her p---- from ONE specific angle. Explore all sorts of options from having her sit on your face, eating it from the back (doggy style position), whilst she's seated on a counter or the edge of the bed. Make it interesting! 12. Do it more often! Eating p---- is a skill. It requires ones interest in order for it to be mastered and effective. Some girls yawn when being eaten out because it isn't being done right. Redeem everyone who failed her show! Show her you been practicing and snatch her soul! Edited 2:28 PM 田 bzrt @bzrnlmb i'm a simple man K Folders ... Notes insults towards white people 5:25 PM Garlic goblins ana @heluvvsana · Oct 12 what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! Show this thread Memo Pad Shaquille Oatmeal + Back Jan 6, 2019 Jan 6, 2019 8:04 PM Shaquille Oatmeal Fig Newton Jones

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External References

[1] Twitter – @heluvvsana

[2] Twitter – @KevooDTB

[3] Twitter – @ayofold

[4] Twitter – @hairlineszn

[5] Twitter – @gothamcityrap

[6] Twitter – @googoomamameter

[7] Twitter – @chrisbosh

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