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: Anonymous 10/02/21(Sat)15:23:34 No.106278907 SoyMusic.png 164 KB PNG Why are my coworkers like this? >Hanging out with coworker after work >Drinking, partying, etc. >Go back to this apartment >Start talking about music >He plays one of this favorite songs >It's incredibly generic, band is only popular because they were in a movie. >Don't want to be rude, say "it's alright" >He continues praising it >Picks apart each lyrics meaning >Acts like it's the best thing since sliced bread, it's the MCU of music >Sit there dumbfounded as he worships the song like its fine art >he puts on a rain coat and murders me with an axe f------ huey lewis fans, man

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