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File: c8b2043a8ebdc31a268c377ad(..).jpg (16 KB, 235x385) O Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)01:08:13 No.865193902 [Reply] tell me why prostitution has to be illegal? >be me 21 >fat lonely kissless virgin >go to bar ideally just looking for friends >give up >goes to strip club >meets 8/10 >offers me $200 for an hour in VIP >strip club charges $20 for an hour in VIP so $220 overall >we get private room >we start making out >she sucks my d--- >we end up f------ >goes in a virgin and leaves a man >confidence sky rockets >goes back every saturday usually pays $220-$350 for an hour and has amazing sex with sexy girl of my choosing >yeah i know it's illegal but who cares >over the span of 5 years I ate healthy, worked out almost everyday, went back to college and got a degree and high paying job >be me at 26, lost all the chubby weight and gained abs but still going back every saturday to get laid >notices I'm better looking than most of the fat guys who go in there >decides to go to club with friends and manages to get a few girls numbers >dates a few and realized i'm spending 3x-4x as much on a friday or saturday night and not getting anything except maybe a sloppy b------ in the car or h--------- sex at my apartment >now be me last night >go back to original strip club >manages to get one girl to go in the back with me >going back to the original $220 >we f--- for 3 hours non stop >as i'm driving home I realized that i'm wasting my time with random bar sluts who are 6/10s when i could f--- 8/10s for not even half the price.

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