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>Be me, 20 >In uni >Have a pretty large record collection >Pretty finnicky about who gets to touch them >Have a gay roommate >We have similar tastes and overall get along well 14 KB JPG >Has a cool BF >Comes over occasionally to either hang out or f--- >One night he comes over to watch a movie with us >It's Brokeback Mountain >Halfway through the movie roommate starts making out with BF >Leave the room cause making out grosses me tf out, no matter who does it >In my room f------ around when I hear the movie stop >Hears rustling around, think nothing of it >Next thing I know I hear Up My Sleeves playing on the elaborate speaker setup I made >MFW I realize I have TPTB on vinyl >Runs out of room >Sees the two of them F------ ON MY RECORD TO THE MUSIC >Notices BF is about to c-- on the sleeve >Schizo mode activated >Grabs nearby stapler and starts beating the hell out of him >Roommate yells "ANON WHAT THE F---?" >Tells them both to gtfo right now >They leave with their d---- hanging out >ffw a week >Roommate has moved out >Everyone on campus thinks l'm homophobic for beating up a gay person >Professors are more cold towards me as I go to a somewhat left leaning school >Other friends I had have stopped messaging me All worth it if people no longer C-- ON MY 75 DOLLAR RECORDS

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