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onymous dzone 10/01/21(Fri)16:54:34 No.65593073 >meet old classmate at gym >turned into a stacy, pretty face with skinny body >she somehow recognized me and is reasonably excited >talk about life, just catching up >she mentions im 'jacked' now (im 8 KB JPG not) >we exchange snapchat and say goodbye >see her again next day, more small talk >'so you want to grab some food after the gym?" >i am caught off guard but agree >have fun at lunch, as were leaving notice a movie she talked about earlier >spontaneously suggest we go there >shes happily agrees >itshappening.exe >holds my arm a few times during scary moments >keeps 'playfully' hitting me after jokes >we leave the cinema and she gets picked up by a guy >check her instagram later that night and see its her boyfriend >mfw have you ever been friendzoned anon?

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Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353
Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)03:30:40 No.80720063 >lie to sound interesting >pressed on lie >panic, block them instantly, and unfriend them anyone else? 6 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently
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