: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)16:09:18 No.65885059 >Girl gets sexually harassed and assaulted by a guy at work today >l have to get involved cause it's my job >Bring him up on camera for the cops and assist them >Multiple people straight up say she's ugly and was surprised she'd 96 KB PNG be a victim of it. What the f---. What is f------ wrong with normies.

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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)17:14:00 No.83983338 File: 479ec8a66150e61b40473b940(.-).png (1.27 MB, 819x819) >Ramesh Patel >work as a tech consultant for Microsoft since age 5 >has multiple Java certs >develops Garuda Linux on his free time >extremely friendly and always says good morning >Chris American >doesn't know what a file system is >picked Computer Science as his major because he thinks it will help him program video games >drops out after Calc 2 and Diff eq >bitter at the world and is a neet addicted to anime

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File: dumbledore.jpg (32 KB, 388x279) I Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)15:20:06 No.158051529 >>158051586 >>158052272 >>158055523 >>158056123 >welcome to a new school year! >for our new students, this is the sorting hat >it is a sentient being able to talk, think and read your minds >364 days a year i keep him locked in a dark closet >but don't think about that >it will decide if you are going to be placed in gryffindor where all the good people go, slytherin which is our wizard-nazi grooming house, raven...uh *looks at the smudged ink on his palm* raven...daw? or the other one >if you disagree with his decision just say so and he'll just put you in the house you choose so i'm not even sure why we bother with it >however if you choose to do that he will yell it out for everyone to hear so that will be fun for you >he said calmly

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O File: anime-cute-couple-love-Fa(...).png (583 KB, 594x748) O Anonymous 10/23/21(Sat)02:52:28 No.25153165 [Reply] >>25153218 >>25155059 >>25155211 >be seeing some girl for few months >does this thing where thorughout sex she rubs her p---- wet then constantly rubs her fingers under my nose/above my lip. >Whenever I c-- always makes sure there is a fresh rub under my nose or she holds her fingers there or gets in 69 position if bj. Always makes me c-- like crazy. >Had sex today but she didn't do it at all. >Felt kind of weird and when I came didn't feel as good, she kind of smiles at me asking what's wrong >Initially tell her nothing, but then own up. >Was embarrassed when I said I kind of like it when she "does that thing" which she then laughs at asking "what?" >Tell her "you know what." Which makes her laugh harder saying she will do it next time W-- did she do to me why did c------ without her scent directly under my nose feel so s---? and why did she make me ask her when she knows exactly what I was talking about and what she didn't do this time that made the sex different. + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view.

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: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)17:10:41 No.65880319 Lost my only friend a while ago >been close with this girl for like 4 years or so >obvious crush on her the whole time because i get attached too easy >had a few boyfriends through friendship but never bothered me because it stayed out of the way of our plug walk 61 KB JPG friendship >she starts getting closer to me and showing feelings >until one night we end off with me driving her to a friends house for the night >think nothing of it until the next morning she tells me a "hilarious" sex story with the guy who's house i dropped her off at >get really jealous and snap at her >apologize later for acting out of said jealousy >she got really upset and said we should stop talking because she doesnt want to continue hurting me >i keep trying to patch things up but she doesnt respond >"its for the best, anon" That was a little over 3 weeks ago and i havent talked to anyone besides coworkers. "Just be honest with us" my ass, this loneliness is crippling man. She was the only one who really understood me and now shes gone because i said too much.

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