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Isolation exercises | /r/Greentext
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![File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3(...).jpg (39 KB, 470x500) U Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)16:39:21 No.834128987 [Reply] D >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks why >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >waddles over to her room >wife just shakes her head >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >she comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i start to just roll with it >tell her to not just refer to me as dad, but mom >she looks confused >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her that she is being transphobic, that this is the new me now >tell her that she was right all along, she woke up something deep from within >she can't tell if I'm joking or not >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >that night, i f--- her in the ass, still wearing the cheap wig >might have my wife teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/250/802/5ee.jpg "anon does an unhealthy amount of trolling | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 03/07/24(Thu)20:37:15 No.915017322 [Reply] Once, a group of devil worshipers attempted to recruit Jon Arbuckle. This was back in the 1990s. A group of three black robed Satanists came to his home, and bowed solemnly, congratulating him on his insurmountably large number of sins. He seemed amenable to the idea of joining them, but inside, he was plotting their demise. Realizing the devil worshipers had never even met Satan dismayed Jon badly. He sees the devil every night and masturbates with him, Clearly, the dark lord had brought them there to punish them for their cowardice. That night, Jon arrived at the graveyard where the three men stood, and told them he thought they were weak, pathetic, and should bow before him as the devils emissary. They were angered and drew blades on him. But Jon is a Vietnam vet, and a psychopath. First, he pulled out a length of intestine harvested from a roadkilled elk, and wrapped it around the first posers neck, tying it off as he kicked him in the back, paralyzing him in one f------ move. The second man raised his knife but Jon was given clemency by the US military for his devastation of the Guk population, raised up a suppressed pistol, and blew the mans' hand off, then grabbed his other hand and ragdolled him into a gravestone, smashing his skull. Jon was enthralled, told the third man his soul was hollow, he didn't care whether he lived or died, then proceeded to not even bother disarming him, bending down, crouched behind the dead mans ruined skull, licking the brain fluid, and staring with pure hate and insanity at the third man, who fled, only to be caught in the bear trap Jon had secretly placed on the other side of the graveyard. The last thing that poor man saw was Jon approaching with the defleshed leg bone of the first man, ready to pound his skull in. The authorities had to quickly clean the scene, determining the crime to be related to gang activity, continuing to give Jon his stipend and free animals to r---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/770/709/f70.png "not a greentext but found it funny | /r/Greentext")
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