: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)11:47:14 No.864993103 flat,800x800,075,f.jpg 80 KB JPG doctor has to be the easiest job in the world >"hey doc something is wrong with me" >"go to a different doctor" >cash check

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)02:24:21 No.66392533 >7 billion woman in the world >none of them want me 123 KB GIF : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)02:27:01 No.66392551 >>66392533 (OP) # >7 billion kmao 415 KB GIF : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)02:27:19 No.66392557 >>66392533 (OP) # Its because of your terrible math skills. : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)02:27:30 No.66392559 >>66392533 (OP) # >7 billion woman in the world 121 KB JPG

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Anon posts on Reddit. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Reddit is f------ retarded 04/05/18(Thu)12:14:50 No.44425901 >be me >post actual news in reddit first >get downvoted to hell for "misleading title", insted of fixing it, the mods remove it >someone reposts it >a few hours later >he gets over one thousand upvotes, while i got 6 12 KB JPG >call him retarded a------ >permanent ban

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: Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser 408 KB JPG >it costs a fortune Wat do /b/? : Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP

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: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)04:56:18 No.842375793 >get mod on a discord server with over 1000 members >instantly gain 300 pounds >mfw 9 KB JPG

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Anon was outraged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:36:55 No.153753695 1626497257478.jpg 217 KB JPG >wow you're so much bigger than my exes Literally turned 360 degrees and walked right out of the cinema : Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)18:46:21 No.153754047 If you turned 360 degrees you'd still be facing the cinema.

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Anon paid the price | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: UBJI06A9) Ea 03/28/21(Sun)10:53:44 No.314055710 Why is p--- "free"? EDEWINCIATENSIE 1.33 MB GIF : Anonymous (ID: ERMIQL5I ) 03/28/21(Sun)10:55:40 No.314055923 You pay with your soul. >>314056253 # >>314056324 # >>314056358 # >>314056703 # >>314056805 # >>314056930 # >>314058051 # >>314058688 # >>314059313 # >>314060353 # >>314060464 # >>314061625 # >>314062131 # >>314065229 # >>314067383 # >>314069964 # >>314070646 # >>314070660 # >>314071345 # >>314072426 # >>314073708 # >>314074561 # >>314076275 # >>314077770 # >>314077773 # >>314078918 # >>314079854 # >>314080244 #

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: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)05:10:43 No.860871920 >really f------ love eating my girl out >love hearing the sounds she makes >one time realise she makes a different kind of moan depending on what I'm doing 6 KB JPG >the sounds she makes vary in pitch, I can make her make specific noises at will >try to play the Darth Vader theme on her >almost got it >she snaps out of euphoria the second she figures out what l'm trying to do >mood killed instantly >she doesn't trust me down there again >tfw I'm not allowed to eat p---- anymore

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: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)07:51:48 No.160016094 Dust.jpg 52 KB JPG >500 word essay due next week >havent even started : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)07:52:29 No.160016113 just type n----- 500 times

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Anon leaves his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Hey /b/ when did you know that s--- wasn't going to work out with your ex? I'll start - WatEnoloyed 32 Free Online Coursen and Certificates You can eam in 2021 plate FREE CETCTOE >be me >first time at new girlfriend's apartment 400 KB JPG >she opens her fridge to get me something to drink >l see no less than four different squeezable containers of chocolate syrup "Hey gf, what is going on with all of that chocolate syrup?" >she says she has been squeezing it into her milk but it doesn't change the color or taste of her milk >be confused and ask her to show me >she squeezes in chocolate syrup >she sets the bottle down and just stares at her glass of milk and then at me She says, "I keep trying different brands but none of them work" >this dumb bitch didn't realize she had to stir it >she would drink the milk and then eat the syrup out of the bottom of the cup with a spoon or rinse it down the drain How can anyone be that f------ stupid?

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Hell hath no fury | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage 6 KB JPG w-- happened here?

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: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live

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