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: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)14:08:52 No.84697162 >America, 2035 >My brainchip awakes me as it releases my anti depressant smartmed™ into my bloodstream >My Amazon Alexa™ Homepod™ is broken per a failed update, I am late for breakfast TM 208 KB JPG >I dare not attempt fix the alarm as I could be accused of corporate espionage by the ethical- hacking© commission >As accrid dust from the sandstorms fill my lungs I croak "Cortana, what is the forecast for today?" >Cortana tells me that the drought will continue despite UN-BMG climate modification operations >Go to Starbuck™ feeding area, order some McDonalds maggot cubes from the vending machine, pay $¥1200 for 250ml of Nestlé™ springs nutriti water plus tip >Pay $¥12,000 to book my bed for tonight in the smartpod™ >As I finish my cubes, I hear dock Tesla bus docks to Mixed Building No. 2938 >Scan my vaccination tattoo, and rent my workspace for the day ($¥7550) to board the bus >rent my Zoom™ VR headset license for the day $¥4120 >Attend my mandatory company zoom meeting over VR, if I don't pay attention I can't get the code to leave clock out tonight >disembark the bus directly into my massive "open source workspace" full of people working for different employers >rent my Zoom™ VR workspace NFT, I am now working in virtual office TM TM | TM TM >An Ear-piercing alarm gets let me know it's lunch time, the UNM sustenance tube dispenses Amazon™ paste™ directly into my mouth >Finish shift, give mandatory blood samples >See a guy sitting outside of the office >must be a white supremacist, I rush back and call the Microsoft Protection Team who take him away for our safety >Scan my retina, blood samples, and take mandatory COVID-30 vaccination shot to unlock Airbnb™ living pod >friend lends a LaundryPass™ to Nikelean™ myself >Report her to the Airbnb™ DHS officer from PodLife™ for terrorism TM TM >Watch dozens of 5 second videos on tiktok™ >Its bedtime, the GoogleT™ neural implant puts me into the legal minimum definition of Nikesleep™ TM

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