: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)21:04:34 No.868629127 Why not take the Christian pil| anons? >Be me 6/10 >Bigger guy but make up for it with personality >Go to Christian College >Girls literally out of my league 307 KB PNG interested in me >Forgive me father.mp3 >Make guys friends who care and help me improve myself >Hey some of this stuff sounds neet >Quit p--- >Feel satisfied with life >Marry a 10/10 redhead >mfw we f--- like rabbits all the time >Lifelong commitment with built in sex >She treats me like the best thins since slice bread >Feels good man Take the Christian pill anons. 8 Replies View Thread

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Tech support horror thread? Tech support horror thread. Share your stories. >be me >work at mid-sized software company >IT support >some new guy gets a job as a programmer >claims he has worked at very big projects before >can't name them >fast forward 2 weeks >calls me and claims his computer is crashing every few minutes >walk up to his desk and watch him work until it crashes again >have leenux on a stick with me at all times >boot it up >ask him if he's been visiting any kind of not-so-legit websites >"No man, I'm clean" >gets sweaty and nervous once I browse trough the personal files >Downloads folder has multiple zip's with cryptic names inside them >"I dunno man, they were always there" >one of them is 163GB big >opening it takes almost 10 minutes >tons of folders with russian names >all of them are filled with videos of sheeps being shaved for whatever reason

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Anon is hongry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)22:54:25 No.9158484 >>9158501 I've been living off 800 calories a day for the last 2 weeks. AMA, or dont, whatever f--- you. O Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)22:57:18 No.9158501 File: 1477591801645.jpg (3 KB, 126x111) >>9158513 >>9158484 cranky because youre hongry arent you

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Just a little wierd.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)14:39:06 No.25466214 My boyfriend will only have sex with me if I pretend l'm dead. The only way he can maintain an erection and actually f--- is if I lay there stiff like a corpse. He said he likes to imagine that he is r----- a dead corpse. How weird is this? 58 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)14:44:26 No.25466243 a little 14 KB JPG

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>Be Me at 12 >hopping like frog down hallway >hit the wall Mfw i realise ive always been retarded 96 КВ PNG

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Anon plays Rainbow Six Siege | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/07/19(Tue)19:08:14 No.41407881 >*door open or breach sounds* >*Clang clang clang* >*BWWAAAAAAG!* >*See color white everywhere* >*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* 22 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/07/19(Tue)19:09:08 No.41407899 Great thread, truly the best we've had today.

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Anon takes the NPC pill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:44:34 No.64448617 Have taken the NPCpill yet, you /r9k/ >Be me, social retard >Work is always difficult because I literally can't make friends >Never have any idea what to talk about 89 KB JPG >Like the idea of camping >Decide I'm going to be the Camp Bro NPC >No matter what, no matter how minor the question or subject is at work, always tie in camping or at minimum a camping pun >Any time I'm away from my desk I put a "Gone Fishing" sign up >Start to wear plaid and camo, drink my coffee out of a thermos >People are annoyed at first, but ignore it >Eventually people start to talk to me about camping, asking for places, ideas, how to do stuff >Start to make friends, coworkers want to do a BBQ by the river and invite me and have me help plan it >it goes great and I b------- my way through everything >"Whoa, you're a pretty cool guy, anon!" >mfw I've never been camping and just browse /out/ too much 6 Replies View Thread

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Is anon a redditor | /r/Greentext

>hate trannies >post non stop t----- p--- >hate "degenerates" >make the most vile posts imaginable >hate fake media >post nonsensical conspiracy theories all the time like they're facts 7 KB JPG >be 4chan frog : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:54:44 No.868595011 : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)09:55:13 No.868595027 >>868594904 (OP) # kill youself redditor f--

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Anon feels superiour | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/18(Fri)11:52:30 No.786777683 ITT times you were accidentally racist > be me highschool towards the end of the year > free day in class, everyone's on their phones > notice everyone has iPhones 870 KB GIF > buddy next to me has the only other Android in the room > buddy notices too > "Android master race, Yeah!" *fist bump* > looks around again > angrystares.png > buddy and I are only white people in the room > they didn't hear us say "Android" > mfw

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Perfectly balanced | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)12:40:50 No.868599778 >I WILL shriek like a retarded baboon at the first notion of danger >I WILL drive poorly and cause the majority of traffic accidents >I WILL make my offspring everybody else's problem >I WILL cause workplace drama at 205 KB PNG every place of employment I ever get Do fembots really? : Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)12:55:31 No.868600471 >I WILL shoot up my job or school >I WILL refuse to talk to women then get mad at women for being in relationships >I WILL knock a girl up and then 11 KB PNG leave >I WILL commit more violent crime than females >I WILL be more prone to anger and beat my fists when I'm made like an ape >I WILL refuse to get a job and just play video games all day Do men really?

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Anon doesn't like barney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)21:32:07 No.868573624 >l hate you >You hate me >Let's get together and kill Barney >With a knife in his ass and a bullet in his head >Now l'm glad that Barney's 130 KB JPG dead View Thread

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I hope your cat has a long happy life with you anon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)06:24:41 No.581452764 >>581449410_(OP)_# >real girls like me >l don't like real girls (or boys) >only girl I can tolerate is a socially awkward Jesus freak >just want to go home and play 845 KB JPG with my cat >cat is 10 years old which means he's middle aged already I wish he would live forever >>581453991 # >>581454248 # >>581463186 #

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Anon and the Sexy Intersection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)04:37:44 No.66555069 >>66555002 (OP) # Weirdest wet dream I've ever had. >In my car >Pull up to T intersection >Waiting at stop sign, waiting for a break in traffic since the road l'm going onto has no stop signs >Looking left >Looking right >Bit of a hill to my left can't quite see over it >Trying to lean forward position my body better to see over the hill a little more >Wake up >J----- myself Everyone l've ever told this story to has no idea what this means. I'm not attracted to waiting a stop sign though.

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: Anonymous 12/14/21(Tue)21:04:34 No.868629127 Why not take the Christian pil| anons? >Be me 6/10 >Bigger guy but make up for it with personality >Go to Christian College >Girls literally out of my league 307 KB PNG interested in me >Forgive me father.mp3 >Make guys friends who care and help me improve myself >Hey some of this stuff sounds neet >Quit p--- >Feel satisfied with life >Marry a 10/10 redhead >mfw we f--- like rabbits all the time >Lifelong commitment with built in sex >She treats me like the best thins since slice bread >Feels good man Take the Christian pill anons. 8 Replies View Thread

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