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Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth's lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh. Just sayin'. 4:37 PM - Dec 24, 2021 - TweetDeck 2,674 Retweets 7,888 Quote Tweets 21K Likes Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson Santa doesn't know Zoology: Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas. So Santa's reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered. 7:43 PM - Dec 24, 2021 · TweetDeck 1,474 Retweets 593 Quote Tweets 9,889 Likes Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. We may one day see photos of him clutched to an ice floe. 2:27 PM - Dec 24, 2021 - TweetDeck Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson · 3h Something Einstein's Theory of Relativity never considered: Maybe Santa's Reindeer are stationary, and it is we who fly past them on Christmas Eve. 500 27 1K ♡ 9.1K Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson · 6h Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue- nosed reindeer never got the gig. GIF O 127 L 667 O 5.4K Neil deGrasse TysonO @neiltyson · 10h Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa's North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice. Images that portray Santa's workshop with pine trees and snow-capped hills on the horizon are geographically underinfomred. 1.8K 27 2K O 6K

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