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: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)01:15:45 No.62399655 >be in library >have a baby with me >baby goes uh oh stinky poop >foot change the diaper >there's some russian lady, ask her directions for the 63 KB JPG toilets where I can change >responds in broken English, she's also going there >go first >start unwrapping the package >accidentally pull too hard, both legs are now in my hand >baby screams >start sweating, we can fix this >a few moments later the whole baby is disassembled on the changing table and I'm trying to figure out how the brains are supposed to go together like some three dimensional puzzle >f--- this, throw all the baby pieces to the garbage can >walk out, tell the russian lady it's all yours >walk away, hear a woman screaming behind me >wake up Why are all my dreams like this?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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< /fit/ salmonella in penis? Anonymous No. 51230182 (8 h) Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning? JPG 94.60 KB Anonymous No. 51230183 (8 h) You f----- those chicken breasts didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230188 (8 h) You f----- the raw chicken, didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230192 (8 h) you did

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File: download.jpg (4 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 07/21/18(Sat)04:24:59 No.46945190 >Be me >Virgin, 24 years old >Social outcast, no friends >See this thing on the internet >"virgin meetup" >Had nothing better to do with my life so went to the address >Bunch of guys my age, all virgins >Hang around, talk about stuff >They're all pretty cool, stay there late >Look at my watch, I should probably go home >Walk towards the door to leave >They ask if l'm gonna come back another day >Yeah sure >wave goodbye See you later, virgins

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Anon is a Worthless Degenerate Coomer | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)00:51:24 No.869462310 >>869464316 >be me >be worthless degenerate coomer >come home from waljob >boot up edge.exe >start with some pornpics cuties >mommy femdom toliet sissy.mov >feels the hunger grumbles but not for c-- >order mcpizza >fappng to some nice teeny feet.jpg >get notification from door camera pizz is here >its a super cute foot model >seen her before in p--- im sure >would you like a 20$ tip m'lady merely spit ito my pizza and i shall reward you generously >she drops my pizza and runs >call mcpizza this bitch is getting fired >where sorry sir well handle this right away >mcpizza calls right back >sir you are banned from mcpizza do not order or call here again the police have been contacted >mcdooralarm >its the cops >what do

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First major injury at the age of 26 | /r/Greentext

>Be me >26 yr old dumbass who joined the Army >Wake up one morning around 12 pm with pain in my lower stomach >Vomits.mp4 >Continues on day like nothing is wrong >4 pm and pain is progressively getting 60 KB JPG worse >Decides to unload one out to some pron >Nothing changes so I take a nap to sleep it off >Actually lessened the pain >fuckyea.jpeg >Orders food around 7 pm, pain intensifies by 100 to the point I can't sit still >Goes to emergency room by 10 pm >Covid has the lobby full but they push me immediately through >WhatTheActualFuck >Doctor comes in to check my testicles as he says they are twisted, right testicle torsion >Untwists but pain is still there >Says I needs to go under the knife >EXCUSEME.PNG >Gives me a shot of fentanyl >Does the exact opposite of what it's intended and im shaking uncontrollably in pain. >On a pain of scale of 1-10, it was 25. >Gets put to sleep, wakes up an hour and a half later in a Gauze like diaper. >Gets told my tesicle was removed and was dead for over 6 hours >Was also told I experience the pain level of childbirth as an adult male. There was no explanation as to how or why it happens but it just happens from as young as 5 to as old as 60 >mfw

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: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)10:29:38 No.848574479 >be me >go take a s--- >take a s--- and piss >get horny >masturbate >c-- in toilet 23 KB JPG >realize only few liquids left >spit in the toilet >remember feminists exists >shed a tear into the toilet >perfect cocktail >pic related 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)10:36:23 No.848574782 >>848574702 # There was already blood leaking from my a------ from the massive s--- i took. >>848574886 # : Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)10:37:14 No.848574823 >>848574479 (OP) # > blood > gall > vomit > spinal fluid > lymph

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Anon “doesn’t understand cars” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: y8De0+0A 02/03/18(Sat)20:54:28 No.7275061 >dad buys 2015 Diesel Dodge Ram >6 months later says "I think I'm gonna buy a new truck" >whatthefuck.jpeg >"why you just got a new one" >"I'm gonna buy a 2016. Those diesel Engines last forever" >"then why don't you make your 2015 last forever" 128 KB JPG >says I don't understand vehicles >tfw he's over $70,000 in debt and doesn't understand why Is my dad retarded?

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: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)07:46:27 No.19594528 | FILE DELETED Why were so many philosophers/authors coomers? >Rousseau: Exhibitionist and liked to be dominated by older women >Nietzsche: Mastrubator >Freud: Selfexplainatory >Foucalt: P-------- and BDSM fan >De Sade and Masoch: Depraved enough that conditions were named after them >Joyce: Fart fetishist >Henry Miller: Banned for writing too much about his IRL cooming

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: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)01:15:45 No.62399655 >be in library >have a baby with me >baby goes uh oh stinky poop >foot change the diaper >there's some russian lady, ask her directions for the 63 KB JPG toilets where I can change >responds in broken English, she's also going there >go first >start unwrapping the package >accidentally pull too hard, both legs are now in my hand >baby screams >start sweating, we can fix this >a few moments later the whole baby is disassembled on the changing table and I'm trying to figure out how the brains are supposed to go together like some three dimensional puzzle >f--- this, throw all the baby pieces to the garbage can >walk out, tell the russian lady it's all yours >walk away, hear a woman screaming behind me >wake up Why are all my dreams like this?

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