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File: Sunglasses Pepe.jpg (47 KB, 1067x600) O Anonymous 01/12/22(Wed)21:04:18 No.870556918 [Reply] >>870557283 >be me >be 24 >dating this qt3.14 negress hoodrat >based as f--- in all her views >"yo f--- these Jew ass n-----" >get invited to a party to meet her family for the first time >"yo anon, imma let you know my daddy makes all you white boys pay a fee to be hollerin' at his daughters" >laugh it off >she has a serious expression on her face >show up at the family party >see my gf's sister >"I hope you got that hollerin' money, whitey" >uhhhhh >see her mother >"you better have her daddy's cash" >oh f--- it wasnt a joke was it? >I have no money on me >gf comes over to me >"my daddy is in the lounge, he's waitin on his pay" >oh s---, oh f---, im about to get jumped in the hood >walk into the lounge >see her dad sitting in an arm chair all alone >oh f--- me what do I do >"uh, hello sir, I'm really sorry about this but I don't have any money on me to pay you" >"da f--- you talkin about man?" >turn around to see my gf, her sister, and her mother all laughing in the doorway >mfw the holler cost was a lie

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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