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ile: 1364342154959.jpg-(361 KB, 800xbUU, x.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 15/9fhec) 03/26/13(Tue)19:55:54 No.468 ITT: Dog appreciation >be 12 >get a golden retriever puppy >won't quit shivering so l just hold him for hours >name him "Duke" >be 16 >go everywhere with this dog >best friend >dad goes through a lot of marriages >marries crazy bitch with a rescued abused pit bull >pit bull is a prick to everyone except crazy bitch >have to keep it locked up >one day out in front of house >crazy f------ pit bull gets out of cage >runs at me >S---.jpeg >f----- knocks me down and sinks his teeth into me >Duke comes from the backyard >knocks pit bull off me >fights it for lang enough for me to escape >looking back I can see the pif bull tearing my best friend's throat out >l get away >crazy dog runs down street >don't ever see it again >cry at my dead dogs side for a good few hours in front of my house where everyone can see >Duke is buried >crazy bitch blames me for her f------ pit bull >be a week later >hungry >look in the cupboard >Wat >all of my baked bean cans are gone >turn on the news >Duke is a millionaire >m----------- faked his own death to sell my Bush's Baked Beans recipe

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